{"id":57888,"date":"2015-01-27T09:04:06","date_gmt":"2015-01-27T14:04:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=57888"},"modified":"2015-01-27T09:04:06","modified_gmt":"2015-01-27T14:04:06","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-177","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=57888","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Military DUtelligence <\/a><\/p>\n

…and I can see obsession from my house! <\/a><\/p>\n

Hey, didn’t you work for Enron?<\/a> <\/p>\n

All his heroes have mayo <\/a> <\/p>\n

Sex Jet, where “stowing your luggage” has two meanings <\/a> <\/p>\n

“Well, except for the bitter clingers” <\/a><\/p>\n

John who? <\/a><\/p>\n

Is that because they’re not sure what it is? <\/a><\/p>\n

Because “Great” Recession…as in Great Load of Horseshit. <\/a> <\/p>\n

DUers are Constitutional scholars…yes they are.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Taxing the shit out of everyone and giving money away will “rev” economy. Say wat? <\/a><\/p>\n

Hillary’s diverse shades of pale <\/a> <\/p>\n

Inequality…as far as the eye can see. <\/a><\/p>\n

Winner winner chicken…hotdog? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Democrats…they just critique themselves too much…because they care.<\/a> <\/p>\n

And the Blue Falcon award goes to… <\/a><\/p>\n

The only “super bowl” these idiots like is one they get in Colorado. See what I did there? <\/a><\/p>\n

Zooey Deschanel may be related a Civil War-era hero…which would be the most interesting thing about this dumbass, but I digress. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Threats have tripled…TRIPLED!!! <\/a><\/p>\n

…then Alan Grayson crawled out of a hole. A-hole. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Dreaming of a white Christian <\/a><\/p>\n

Cubans love Castro so much, they came here to destroy us for him <\/a> <\/p>\n

Hillary\/Elizabeth, because Repuke dudes hate skrong wimins <\/a><\/p>\n

Playing in traffic <\/a><\/p>\n

“Go go Uncle Joe, we don’t like Hillary no mo’!”<\/a> <\/p>\n

Pffft. What a bunch of vaginas. <\/a> <\/p>\n

…or otherwise known as “new constituents”. <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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