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<\/a><\/center><\/p>\nMordechai sends us a link from Albuquerque which tells us the story of Bradley Pfender, a military deserter who was apprehended at the Kennedy Middle School where he was taking laps on their track while about 200 students happened to be. School staff tried to tell him that he wasn’t allowed to use school facilities during school hours, but, of course, Brad was a dick;<\/p>\n
Pfender pointed to his headphones and kept jogging, Parsons said. Educational assistant Linda Kane-Parsons told police she also approached him, and he said, \u201c(expletive) you, I\u2019m finishing my run.\u201d<\/p>\n
Parsons put out his hands to try to stop him, and Pfender said, \u201cIf you (expletive) get in the way of my run I\u2019m going to embarrass you in front of all these kids,\u201d according to the police report.<\/p>\n
Pfender shoved Parsons to the ground \u201cwith great force\u201d before running toward the school\u2019s basketball court, injuring Parsons\u2019 chest, back, neck and legs. Pfender charged the principal, pointing his finger.<\/p>\n
\u201cI went low and took him down in the middle of our students,\u201d principal Edward Bortot wrote in his statement to police. He was injured on his left hand and right knee. A third teacher, special education teacher Catherine Jaramillo, said a group of teachers were holding him down but Pfender told them he couldn\u2019t breathe. When they tried to move him he allegedly hit her over her left eye.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Yeah, well, now the junior rocket scientist is facing battery charges in addition to answering the desertion warrant. I’m pretty sure they’d have more charges on him if he’d been allowed to hang out around middle school children, though. That rat on his face says “tickle monster”. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"