{"id":57514,"date":"2015-01-06T18:43:27","date_gmt":"2015-01-06T23:43:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=57514"},"modified":"2015-01-06T18:44:25","modified_gmt":"2015-01-06T23:44:25","slug":"craigs-list-personal-ad-guess-who","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=57514","title":{"rendered":"Craig’s List personal ad; guess who?"},"content":{"rendered":"

So someone sent us this ad from Craig’s List – I’m seriously not stalking this guy but he has a fan club. Can you guess who it is?<\/p>\n

\"Craigs<\/a><\/p>\n

I’m not going to mention his name because I’m ashamed that we’re responsible for him having no steady trim. You, know, even though he had a handful of ex-wives before we ever heard of him. It must be our fault. I see he finally got the spelling of MENSA right. But how many lies can you find in the ad? Winner gets a hardy handshake and a hot cup of soup.<\/p>\n

By the way, I have hair on my head by choice.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

So someone sent us this ad from Craig’s List – I’m seriously not stalking this guy … Craig’s List personal ad; guess who?<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57514"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57514\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}