Scotty sends<\/a> us his work on this Philip Colepaugh fellow. According to his resume posted on line, he’s a professional dishwasher and he figures that adding “Navy SEAL Lieutenant Senior Grade” somehow enhances his dish washing skills and makes him somehow more marketable in the clean eating utensils industry. The truth is that he spent less than a month in the Navy back in the early days of the all-volunteer force when all you needed was a pulse to stay on active duty.<\/p>\n

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That’s pretty sad that he spent more time waiting to go to basic training than he did in basic training. But according to Scottie, young Philip trained for his dishwashing profession in the North Carolina Public Safety System.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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