{"id":57151,"date":"2014-12-16T08:28:09","date_gmt":"2014-12-16T13:28:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=57151"},"modified":"2014-12-16T08:28:09","modified_gmt":"2014-12-16T13:28:09","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-172","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=57151","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Did I do thaaaat?” <\/a><\/p>\n

The ghey struggle, y’all! <\/a><\/p>\n

Tavern. Unless you’re a level 100 dwarf paladin, who the hell calls it a tavern? <\/a><\/p>\n

Documenting Pantsuit the Liar <\/a> <\/p>\n

…and Univision isn’t exactly playing reruns of Leave It To Beaver…so? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Heap big drama with Fauxcahontas’ big chief aspirations <\/a><\/p>\n

Shhhh! Be vewy vewy quiet…I’m hunting people! <\/a><\/p>\n

That thread where Bono becomes a hated banker…yeah…THAT Bono. <\/a><\/p>\n

Darth Pussy? <\/a><\/p>\n

President Pussy? <\/a><\/p>\n

Fauxcahontas on warpath against own tribe <\/a> <\/p>\n

Support the troops = condoning torture….yeah, this should be good.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Mything facts <\/a><\/p>\n

8 “developments” post-Ferguson,<\/a> <\/p>\n

In other news, fat people suing Oneida for making spoons <\/a> <\/p>\n

In case you needed another reason to hate country music<\/a> <\/p>\n

Baby Jesus is a threat to civil liberties <\/a> <\/p>\n

Dems don’t like being reminded of their Vietnam War stance <\/a><\/p>\n

Religion of pieces <\/a><\/p>\n

Totally not an invasion, guys…these people should be allowed to decide for themselves. Totally. <\/a><\/p>\n

Our moral betters don’t even know how their leaders are chosen…let that marinate. <\/a><\/p>\n

Hey, maybe instead of real cases, they watch reruns of Law & Order? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Comrade Sanders will make you change your mind on socialism! <\/a><\/p>\n

Oh you silly liberals…you so funny. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Capt. Nujob McCrazypants and the Cone Of Silent Shutupness<\/a> <\/p>\n

DUmbass pimps Elizabeth Warren using Obama lie on tv?<\/a> <\/p>\n

Gun owners are a real gas<\/a> <\/p>\n

Sleeping gas. Shooting the gun out of their hand. DUmbasses are full of great ideas straight out of video games! <\/a> <\/p>\n

Nukie Pootie <\/a><\/p>\n

Just Breaking: Churches generally believe in the Bible<\/a> <\/p>\n

Flag wearing thug <\/a><\/p>\n

Adopting minority children is racist…wait…what?<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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