{"id":57005,"date":"2014-12-10T10:58:59","date_gmt":"2014-12-10T15:58:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=57005"},"modified":"2014-12-10T13:10:07","modified_gmt":"2014-12-10T18:10:07","slug":"2014-blue-falcon-stolen-valor-north-regionals","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=57005","title":{"rendered":"2014 Blue Falcon Stolen Valor North Regionals"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1 Seed v. 16<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>1) Dennis Chevalier, Seven Wives and Counting, Valor Thief<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=57006\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-57006\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-57006\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Chevalier_Dennis.jpg\" alt=\"Chevalier_Dennis\" width=\"199\" height=\"299\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>CLAIM:<\/strong> LTC, US Air Force, Pilot<br \/>\n<strong>TRUTH:<\/strong> PFC, Texas State Militia, 20 Glorious Days in Texas National Guard<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m coming up with the Chevalier Rule which posits that if you just shut the eff up when you get caught lying, people will forget in about 20 minutes, but when you decide to fight out your lies, you live in infamy. Case in point, this jackass. He&#8217;s a 1 seed for one reason and one reason only, he decided the best course of action was to team up with an insane lawyer and a drunken sky diving clown to take on TAH. And he&#8217;s turned into a cultural phenomena. Chevalier Rule #2 is that when you have 6 ex-wives, keep your nose clean.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/OmhGrJJjI7E\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>16) Rowdy Anderson, Masculine, Sexy side of Phony SEALS, Valor Thief<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=57007\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-57007\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-57007\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Anderson_Rowdy.jpg\" alt=\"Anderson_Rowdy\" width=\"224\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>CLAIM:<\/strong> \u201cFormer underwaterdimalishion at U.S. Navy\u201d and a SEAL<br \/>\n<strong>TRUTH:<\/strong> Got all his awards from a printer at Kinko&#8217;s.<\/p>\n<p>His Afghanistan Campaign Medal certificate was issued in 1996 \u2013 so he must\u2019ve been on deep recon five years before 9-11-2001. I&#8217;m thinking he was very popular on Man Boy Love nights. That picture creeps me out so bad I can&#8217;t even begin to write more on this guy.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>8 Seed v. 9<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>8) Larry Sims, Take this Job and Shove It, Embellisher\/Valor Thief<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=57008\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-57008\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-57008\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Sims_Larry.jpg\" alt=\"Sims_Larry\" width=\"199\" height=\"299\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>CLAIM:<\/strong> Captain and then Lt Col in the 101st, CIB, Jump Wings with two stars<br \/>\n<strong>TRUTH:<\/strong> Five week Basic Training Washout.<\/p>\n<p>This cat kind of cracks me up. This is the basic timeline. Gets job, claims CPT. We post, someone Googles from his work, dude gets fired. Dude gets new job, claims new rank (LTC) and someone again Googles. Lawyer for Job 2 sends us cease and desist. We invite him to fornicate with a cactus. Job researches, finds out he lied about other shit, fires him.<\/p>\n<p>Look out Tampa, you&#8217;re about to have a Brigadier General get a job and hold it for about a week and a half.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>9) Mark Tiemann<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=57009\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-57009\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-57009\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Tiemann_Mark.jpg\" alt=\"Tiemann_Mark\" width=\"199\" height=\"299\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>CLAIM:<\/strong> Just look at the picture.<br \/>\n<strong>TRUTH:<\/strong> Seven years a Marine, discharged as SGT.<\/p>\n<p>It took 2 years to track this guy down, and he&#8217;s the size of Jupiter. Probably had enough magnetic field built up we could have just dropped a Navy Cross and followed it to his uniform.<\/p>\n<p>I found video of him at BUDS:<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/FwpFsAeQLKA\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>5 Seed v. 12<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>5) Nikko De&#8217;Lozada, 118 lies in 18 minutes, Valor Thief<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=57010\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-57010\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-57010\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Delozada_Nikko.jpg\" alt=\"Delozada_Nikko\" width=\"199\" height=\"299\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>CLAIM:<\/strong> Again, 118 lies in 18 minutes.<br \/>\n<strong>TRUTH:<\/strong> See below.<\/p>\n<p>Easy one to write, just watch:<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/video\/embed?video_id=10151696317417850\" width=\"500\" height=\"300\" frameborder=\"0\"><\/iframe><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>12) Paul Benevente, Geordi La Forge&#8217;s Caucasian Cousin, Embellisher<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=57011\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-57011\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-57011\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Benevente_Paul.jpg\" alt=\"Benevente_Paul\" width=\"199\" height=\"299\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>CLAIM:<\/strong> Ranger\/Engineer Officer<br \/>\n<strong>TRUTH:<\/strong> 5+ years as a SPC 4 electrician<\/p>\n<p>I used to have a buddy that legit thought it was racist that the only black people on the Enterprise were either blind, or serving drinks. Didn&#8217;t keep him from watching every show with me at like 3am after his shift as a DJ at Hennessey (5263 M Street in Georgetown) and again reminding me that STNG was racist. Anyway, what the hell is an Engineer Officer in the Army? Do they have them? What exactly do they do?\u00a0 Is it just the 12A&#8217;s?\u00a0 Do they do electrical stuff?\u00a0 I thought they destroyed berms?<\/p>\n<p>Why would you piss away a good career with an idiotic Facebook post and LinkedIn profile? I just don&#8217;t get it.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>4 Seed v. 13<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>4) Otto Gimbl, dude got a busted grill, Embellisher<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=57012\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-57012\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-57012\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Gimbl_Otto.jpg\" alt=\"Gimbl_Otto\" width=\"199\" height=\"298\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>CLAIM:<\/strong> Combat wounded OIF\/OEF Veteran with PTSD<br \/>\n<strong>TRUTH:<\/strong> 15 month chump busted when he failed a piss test. Does have a NDSM though.<\/p>\n<p>I said I wouldn&#8217;t put links in here, but you really need to go over to <a href=\"http:\/\/scotty-stolenvaloroffendersexposed.blogspot.com\/2014\/09\/jarrett-gimbl-us-marine-gwot-combat.html\">Scotty&#8217;s to get more on this guy<\/a>. He&#8217;s rocking the lie, getting free service dogs, made it on FoxNews, and promptly looked down the News Babes shirt when she went to pet the dog. You can&#8217;t hate on that last part, but what a shitbag.<\/p>\n<p>These doofusi (doofusses?) piss me off with getting service animals. I wish that dog would just one day take a chomp out of his testicle, and when the animal control shows up, in my magical world the dog stands on his back legs and says &#8220;What did you expect, this SOB is a valor stealing douchetool.&#8221; Then he runs off and humps Jessica Rabbit.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>13) Jay Kerwin, Suns out, Guns out, Bios out, Embellisher<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=57013\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-57013\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-57013\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Kerwin_Jay.jpg\" alt=\"Kerwin_Jay\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>CLAIM:<\/strong> SEAL, AF Pararescue<br \/>\n<strong>TRUTH:<\/strong> Unknown, but backtracking like a biyatch on his claims. Allegedly did time at Leavenworth for &#8216;roids.<\/p>\n<p>I don&#8217;t actually know the story on this one because Shipley apparently took down the video, but dude has disclaimer up that: &#8220;Disclaimer: Jay Kerwin is not a military officer nor has he ever been. Additionally, any reference made by third parties online or in the media to Jay being a member of the U.S. Navy or a Navy SEAL is inaccurate.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I totally empathize because the same sort of shit happened to me. Somehow third parties online started the rumor that I was actually Ron Jeremy&#8217;s penis double. I tried and tried and tried to correct it, but that shit still shows up. FWIW, Ron is like a mini-golf pencil compared to me. It&#8217;s like a baby&#8217;s arm clutching an apple.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>2 Seed v. 15<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>2) James Korfhage, Threats Schmets, get in your car already, Embellisher<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=57015\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-57015\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-57015\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Korfhage_James.jpg\" alt=\"Korfhage_James\" width=\"199\" height=\"299\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>CLAIM:<\/strong> Army Ranger<br \/>\n<strong>TRUTH:<\/strong> 21 Days at basic.<\/p>\n<p>Another easy write up, because here he is threatening to kill Jonn and torture his family.<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/dJf6YOi7ARg\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;d love to tell you that this guy pissed me off because I worry about Jonn. But that&#8217;s a total lie. I actually hope this silly son of a bitch shows up at Jonn&#8217;s house. Because 2 days later I will file to get the FOIA recording of the 911 call.<\/p>\n<p>Operator: This is 911, what is your emergency?<br \/>\nJonn: Hi, I have some shitbag bleeding out at the end of my driveway, and he just won&#8217;t stop crying.<br \/>\nOperator: Did you hit him with your car?<br \/>\nJonn: Well, not at first. First it was 5.56 to the kneecaps, and then 357 to the testicles. Then I hit him with the truck, twice, but the guy just won&#8217;t die. I need someone to take him away before he assumes room temperature and attracts birds. Oh, and thanks to the police for ignoring his threatening phone calls, this has been an awesome Christmas.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<blockquote><p>15) James Waldby, Built like a Snowman, Embellisher<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=57021\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-57021\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-57021\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Waldby_James.jpg\" alt=\"Waldby_James\" width=\"199\" height=\"299\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>CLAIM:<\/strong> 3rd Ranger Batt<br \/>\n<strong>TRUTH:<\/strong> Nice fake DD214 dick, 13 months total, out as PV1<br \/>\nI believe Peter Griffin said it best:<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/okKIv7_OZdM\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>7 Seed v. 10<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>7) Thomas Bolling, Noyes Strikes Again, Valor Thief<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=57022\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-57022\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-57022\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Bolling_Thomas.jpg\" alt=\"Bolling_Thomas\" width=\"199\" height=\"299\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>CLAIM:<\/strong> SEAL<br \/>\n<strong>TRUTH:<\/strong> No<br \/>\nHow is it that for 3 days I&#8217;ve been spelling Dan Noyes&#8217; name wrong, and none of you asshats told me? I only realized it last night.<\/p>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/player.ooyala.com\/iframe.js#ec=15eHR0bTrIiMBlZ3SvZQ4r4CdgayEY6M&amp;pbid=ffbcf8e010eb4c238d3dda4eb935d806\"><\/script>Love the Top Secret Defense. Among all of them, that&#8217;s my favorite.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n10) Ron White, The Ninja, not the comedian, Valor Thief<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=57023\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-57023\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-57023\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/White_Ron.jpg\" alt=\"White_Ron\" width=\"198\" height=\"297\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>CLAIM:<\/strong> Photographer attached to SEAL Team 2<\/p>\n<p><strong>TRUTH:<\/strong> Who the hell knows. I&#8217;m just not into ninjas. Sure, the outfits are cool, but all that leaping around and shit would wreak havoc on my knees.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/e6D9kLa9xo0\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>6 Seed v. 11<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n6) Joe Weeks, Favored Son of Malta, Embellisher<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=57024\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-57024\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-57024\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Weeks_Joe.jpg\" alt=\"Weeks_Joe\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>CLAIM:<\/strong> Silver Star in Nicaragua as a PJ.<br \/>\n<strong>TRUTH:<\/strong> 2 years AF, security specialist.<\/p>\n<p>\u00a0<iframe loading=\"lazy\" id=\"sbg_video_frame\" src=\"http:\/\/www.cw7michigan.com\/template\/flashplayers\/jwplayer\/dev\/files\/embed.html?video=\/2014\/09\/clips\/OWMwZGM3NGY4MGMy&amp;cdn=wwmt&amp;adzone=\/4756\/EWMT\/Web\/News&amp;autoP=false&amp;poster=http:\/\/www.cw7michigan.comhttp:\/\/www.cw7michigan.com\/template\/stories\/2014\/09\/08\/images\/OWMwZGM3NGY4MGMy.jpg&amp;event=iframe player&amp;googleID=UA-29043834-2&amp;parent=http:\/\/www.cw7michigan.com\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" frameborder=\"no\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><script src=\"http:\/\/www.cw7michigan.com\/template\/flashplayers\/jwplayer\/dev\/files\/embed.js\"><\/script><br \/>\nand<br \/>\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" id=\"sbg_video_frame\" src=\"http:\/\/www.wwmt.com\/template\/flashplayers\/jwplayer\/dev\/files\/embed.html?video=\/2014\/09\/clips\/ZGVkOWUyYWM0ODhh&amp;cdn=wwmt&amp;adzone=\/4756\/WWMT\/Web\/News\/Top_Stories&amp;autoP=false&amp;poster=http:\/\/www.wwmt.comhttp:\/\/www.wwmt.com\/template\/ugc\/wwmt\/1357\/zgp1zAB8.PNG&amp;event=iframe player&amp;googleID=UA-11902348-56&amp;parent=http:\/\/www.wwmt.com\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" frameborder=\"no\" marginwidth=\"0\" marginheight=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe><script src=\"http:\/\/www.wwmt.com\/template\/flashplayers\/jwplayer\/dev\/files\/embed.js\"><\/script>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n11) Christine Mullen, Faster than a speeding missile, Embellisher<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=57025\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-57025\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-57025\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Mullen_Christine.jpg\" alt=\"Mullen_Christine\" width=\"199\" height=\"299\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>CLAIM:<\/strong> PTSD, found a boot with a foot in it, raped by 6 different commanders.<br \/>\n<strong>TRUTH:<\/strong> Yeah, no. Problem sailor, &#8220;one night she got into a drunkin stunptor and assulted one of her Staff NCO&#8217;s. She then tried to claim that the Senior Staff NCO had raped her. The investigation proved this false.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Again, this chick claims to have outrun a missile. On a flight deck. Fired from a plane about 30 feet away. I&#8217;ve got just the man for her.<\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/HpeF067Hx2Y\" width=\"450\" height=\"253\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen=\"allowfullscreen\"><\/iframe>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>3 Seed v. 14<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n3) Amy\/Joel Kleyla, Swollen Valor, Embellisher<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=57026\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-57026\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-57026\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Kleyla_Amy.jpg\" alt=\"Kleyla_Amy\" width=\"199\" height=\"298\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<strong>CLAIM:<\/strong> SEAL, Female<br \/>\n<strong>TRUTH:<\/strong> SEABEE, Twig and berries may have been harvested.<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll never forget the first time I saw Amy Joel. It was 1977, and I was 7. It was Thanksgiving, and settled in to watch TV. And there she was, being led behind Snoopy in the Macy&#8217;s parade by 196 people trying to keep her from floating away. Wait, this thing lives in Indy?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n14) Robert Lawton, Shat on my honorable career, Embellisher<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=57027\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-57027\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-57027\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/12\/Lawton_Robert.jpg\" alt=\"Lawton_Robert\" width=\"199\" height=\"299\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><strong>CLAIM:<\/strong> Purple Heart, present at Beirut bombing.<\/p>\n<p><strong>TRUTH:<\/strong> Incredible career that does not include a purple heart or being in Beirut during the bombing.<\/p>\n<p>Honestly, this is just inexplicable. I&#8217;m completely befuddled. The guy&#8217;s actual record is one that any rational human being would be proud of. But not good enough for Bob. This may be the most damning thing I&#8217;ve said, but I just feel bad for him. He&#8217;s one of those people who is incapable of any pride.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>VOTE:<\/p>\n<div id=\"surveyMonkeyInfo\">\n<div><script src=\"https:\/\/www.surveymonkey.com\/jsEmbed.aspx?sm=0FsitIgO8fxPkb0Sq690UA_3d_3d\">\/\/ <![CDATA[\n\n\n\/\/ ]]><\/script><\/div>\n<p>Create your free online surveys with <a href=\"https:\/\/www.surveymonkey.com\">SurveyMonkey<\/a> , the world&#8217;s leading questionnaire tool.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1 Seed v. 16 1) Dennis Chevalier, Seven Wives and Counting, Valor Thief CLAIM: LTC, US &hellip; <a title=\"2014 Blue Falcon Stolen Valor North Regionals\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=57005\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">2014 Blue Falcon Stolen Valor North Regionals<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-57005","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57005","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=57005"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/57005\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=57005"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=57005"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=57005"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}