{"id":56832,"date":"2014-12-04T09:01:43","date_gmt":"2014-12-04T14:01:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=56832"},"modified":"2014-12-04T09:06:23","modified_gmt":"2014-12-04T14:06:23","slug":"ndtbf-says-you-cant-use-his-name","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=56832","title":{"rendered":"NDtBF says you can&#8217;t use his name"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The current tyrant of North Korea Kim Jong Un (known around here as Needle D*ck the Bug F**ker) has determined that his name is too important for the other kids to have according to the link sent to us by Pinto Nag from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.msn.com\/en-us\/news\/offbeat\/north-korea-orders-everyone-sharing-leaders-name-to-change-it-report\/ar-BBggZjJ?ocid=ansnewsreu11\">MSN<\/a>;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>North Korea has ordered people who share the name of leader Kim Jong Un to change their names, South Korea&#8217;s state-run KBS television reported on Wednesday.<\/p>\n<p>North Korea imposed similar bans on the use of the names of its two former leaders, Kim&#8217;s father, Kim Jong Il, and grandfather, Kim Il Sung, as part of propaganda drives to build cults of personality around them.<\/p>\n<p>Kim Jong Un&#8217;s name is not allowed for newborns and people who share the name must not just stop using it but must change it on their birth certificates and residence registrations, KBS reported, citing an official North Korean directive.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So, there you go. <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The current tyrant of North Korea Kim Jong Un (known around here as Needle D*ck the &hellip; <a title=\"NDtBF says you can&#8217;t use his name\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=56832\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">NDtBF says you can&#8217;t use his name<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":56833,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dumbass-bullshit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56832"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56832\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/56833"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}