{"id":56810,"date":"2014-12-03T12:30:38","date_gmt":"2014-12-03T17:30:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=56810"},"modified":"2014-12-03T06:50:44","modified_gmt":"2014-12-03T11:50:44","slug":"the-zombie-apocalypse-begins","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=56810","title":{"rendered":"The Zombie Apocalypse . . . Begins??"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll just leave this here . . . . <\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/uk.news.yahoo.com\/100-brains-missing-university-texas-020236528.html\"><b>About 100 brains missing from University of Texas<\/b><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>No, the article wasn&#8217;t referring to the Board of Regents.  (smile)<\/p>\n<p>But if it was zombies, they&#8217;re gonna have one helluva hangover.  From my dealings with OB and Crown beer while in Korea (which at the time still had measurable traces of formaldehyde), that sh!t will give you one of the worst hangovers possible.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ll just leave this here . . . . About 100 brains missing from University of &hellip; <a title=\"The Zombie Apocalypse . . . Begins??\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=56810\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">The Zombie Apocalypse . . . Begins??<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[26,170,236],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56810","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-blather","category-who-knows","category-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56810","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56810"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56810\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56810"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56810"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56810"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}