{"id":56759,"date":"2014-12-01T08:00:07","date_gmt":"2014-12-01T13:00:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=56759"},"modified":"2014-11-30T18:00:45","modified_gmt":"2014-11-30T23:00:45","slug":"joseph-h-white-delta-sniper-without-a-clue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=56759","title":{"rendered":"Joseph H. White; Delta sniper without a clue"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Joseph<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

So there’s this guy in West Virginia by the name of Joseph H. White<\/a> who has been parading around social media bragging about his derring-do as a Delta sniper. He came to the attention of our friends at Dysfunctional Vets<\/a> a few months ago and someone sent us a link and I asked Scotty if he wanted it because, you know, it’s one of Scotty’s homeboys. He replied in the affirmative.<\/a><\/p>\n

Joey here, just didn’t look right. I’m pretty sure everyone in Delta is airborne qualified but Joe has no wings;<\/p>\n

\"Joe<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Your family probably knows whether you went off to the military or not;<\/p>\n

\"Joseph<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Even the National Personnel Records Center says “Who?”<\/p>\n

\"Joe<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

If the blue shirt and brown tie don’t ring your bells, how about the Sergeant First Class pin-on rank on the lapels of his jacket? And I have no idea what’s going on over there on his right-side pocket. But it looks like the Saudi Arabian Kuwait Liberation Medal is his highest award on the left side there cuz, you know, it’s the coolest looking ribbon with that golden palm tree thingie which probably signifies his fifth longest kill with an Airsoft rifle. Damned Canadians showing off with their longer shot. I hate those guys.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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