{"id":56670,"date":"2014-11-25T12:15:11","date_gmt":"2014-11-25T17:15:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=56670"},"modified":"2014-12-02T09:37:48","modified_gmt":"2014-12-02T14:37:48","slug":"wtp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=56670","title":{"rendered":"WTP?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The following headline appeared yesterday on an article published on the Gainesville (FL) Sun&#8217;s website:<\/p>\n<p><center><strong>Suspect attempts to rape, rob man<br \/>\nleaving ATM, Gainesville police say<\/strong><\/center><br \/>\nThat&#8217;s not the odd part &#8211; well, maybe it <em>is<\/em> a bit &#8220;odd&#8221; for Gainesville, FL, but it&#8217;s not the oddest thing about the incident.\u00a0 The <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">really<\/span> strange part is the suspect&#8217;s moniker.<\/p>\n<p><em>Phuc Kieu<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.gainesville.com\/article\/20141124\/ARTICLES\/141129813\"><em><strong>Seriously<\/strong><\/em><\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>It gets even better. Immediately before assaulting and attempting to rob and rape the other guy, Kieu was apparently watching pr0n in his car on a portable DVD player.<\/p>\n<p>You simply could not make this sh!t up if you tried.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The following headline appeared yesterday on an article published on the Gainesville (FL) Sun&#8217;s website: Suspect &hellip; <a title=\"WTP?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=56670\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">WTP?<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[236],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}