{"id":56597,"date":"2014-11-21T10:16:22","date_gmt":"2014-11-21T15:16:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=56597"},"modified":"2014-11-21T13:56:47","modified_gmt":"2014-11-21T18:56:47","slug":"oh-fer-christsakes-send-the-little-idiot-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=56597","title":{"rendered":"Oh, Fer Christsakes &#8211; Send the Little Idiot Back!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ve probably all heard about the DNI &#8211; James Clapper &#8211; and his trip <a href=\"http:\/\/www.washingtonpost.com\/blogs\/post-politics\/wp\/2014\/11\/16\/clapper-details-trip-to-north-korea-that-led-to-release-of-two-americans\/\">to North Korea earlier this month<\/a>.\u00a0 During that trip, the DNI secured the release of two Americans detained there &#8211; Matthew Miller and Kenneth Bae.\u00a0 He brought them back to the US.<\/p>\n<p>Well, guess what.\u00a0 One of them now reportedly claims he really wanted to stay in North Korea.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/2014\/11\/21\/freed-american-wanted-to-stay-in-north-korea-report-says\/\">Seriously<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Fine.\u00a0 Then give the little dumbsh!t the paperwork to renounce his US citizenship &#8211; and once he&#8217;s done that, put him on a plane to Korea, bus him to Panmunjum, and march his stupid butt north across the &#8220;Bridge of No Return&#8221;.\u00a0 Problem solved.<\/p>\n<p>For some reason this keeps running through my mind.\u00a0 I&#8217;m guessing it&#8217;s also what must be running through Clapper&#8217;s mind right about now.\u00a0 With apologies to Strother Martin:<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 30px;\"><i>What we&#8217;ve got here is . . . failure to communicate.\u00a0 Some men, you just can&#8217;t reach.\u00a0 So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it . . . well, he gets it.\u00a0 I don&#8217;t like it any more than you men. <\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You&#8217;ve probably all heard about the DNI &#8211; James Clapper &#8211; and his trip to North &hellip; <a title=\"Oh, Fer Christsakes &#8211; Send the Little Idiot Back!\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=56597\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Oh, Fer Christsakes &#8211; Send the Little Idiot Back!<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,213,214,236],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56597","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-your-tax-dollars-at-work","category-north-korea","category-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56597","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56597"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56597\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56597"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56597"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56597"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}