{"id":56526,"date":"2014-11-18T08:30:56","date_gmt":"2014-11-18T13:30:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=56526"},"modified":"2014-11-18T08:07:41","modified_gmt":"2014-11-18T13:07:41","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-169","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=56526","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

“Good morning ladies.” <\/a><\/p>\n

Russia Today…bastion of moderation. <\/a> <\/p>\n

In socialist DC, the ACA screws YOU. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Throw me into that briar patch. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Election analysis: loser Dems lost because they refused to embrace Teleprompter Jebus <\/a><\/p>\n

…well that escalated quickly. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Too old, too stupid, too communist…whatever. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Labor pains <\/a><\/p>\n

Progressive president is needed to “save” the country? <\/a><\/p>\n

Federal government should make the states comply…yeah, let’s try that.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Dog ate my homework. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Gamergate…because every other problem ever has been solved, so let’s obsess over this shit. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Up next, pesky student loans and iPhone bills.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Fauxcahontos’ Heap Big Medicine Show <\/a> <\/p>\n

…but don’t ever say they don’t support the troops. <\/a> <\/p>\n

From the “Hey, why didn’t we think of this first!” file. <\/a> <\/p>\n

“Seeking a better life”, now a good excuse for virtually anything. <\/a> <\/p>\n

First they came for the centrists, but because I don’t care…meh. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Grubering Hillary <\/a><\/p>\n

This just in, GOP set to “steal” 2016 election (fyi, steal = win to a leftist shitbags). <\/a><\/p>\n

It’s like Star Wars, except Darth Vader is on the Rebel side and Chewie is married to the president. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Pure as the man-made global warming induced winter precipitation. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Right wing corporate media controls MSNBC…uh…ok. <\/a><\/p>\n

I think the word you’re looking for here is ‘pussy’.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Dirty Harry <\/a><\/p>\n

And yet no one bothers to watch Al Jazzera. Go figger. <\/a><\/p>\n

Debbie does DU <\/a> <\/p>\n

…or, “Nancy Pelosi changes subject when confronted with a direct question.” <\/a> <\/p>\n

Are we not men? We are DEMO. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Americans won’t vote their best interests because they’re stupid.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Berlin Wall? Torn down by community activists. True story. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Key to winning? Lie and control the bench. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Locking the gun threads. <\/a><\/p>\n

…sort of like having sex with your teacher when you’re homeschooled. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Well, don’t they? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Oh please, don’t forget the willing accomplices in our public schools, they deserve credit too. <\/a><\/p>\n

On DU, fake “capitalists” love Communist China.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Protesters threaten to burn city, then cry racism when government decides they don’t want city burned. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Welcome to 1984, Mr. Progressive shitbag. <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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