{"id":56387,"date":"2014-11-12T08:30:03","date_gmt":"2014-11-12T13:30:03","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=56387"},"modified":"2014-11-12T08:11:40","modified_gmt":"2014-11-12T13:11:40","slug":"jesse-ventura-conscientious-objector","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=56387","title":{"rendered":"Jesse Ventura; conscientious objector"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=27337\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-27337\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Jesse-Venturas-big-fucking-mouth-300x198.jpg\" alt=\"Jesse Ventura&#039;s big fucking mouth\" width=\"300\" height=\"198\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-27337\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Jesse-Venturas-big-fucking-mouth-300x198.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/11\/Jesse-Venturas-big-fucking-mouth.jpg 630w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Fresh from his triumphant court appearance where he sued a widow for millions of dollars, Jesse Ventura or Jimmy Janos, whichever you prefer, a Navy veteran takes time out of his busy life to feed the Ron Paulians by declaring that <a href=\"http:\/\/www.voicesofliberty.com\/video\/jesse-ventura-i-would-be-a-conscientious-objector\/\">he would be a conscientious objector<\/a> if he had to serve today;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\u201cI hate to say it, but no, I would be a contentious objector today. I don\u2019t believe that the military fights for our freedom,\u201d Ventura said. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Well, good for him. Ya know there are a lot of things that Jimmy &#8220;believes&#8221; that aren&#8217;t true. And he runs through most of them in the video at the link. Of course, the only people who believe Janos are people who would never get off their couches for any reason anyway and Janos just gives them reason to continue their sedentary lifestyle.<\/p>\n<p>He continues that veterans and troops are honorable people, but I&#8217;m sure that part of it goes right over the Paulians&#8217; heads.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fresh from his triumphant court appearance where he sued a widow for millions of dollars, Jesse &hellip; <a title=\"Jesse Ventura; conscientious objector\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=56387\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Jesse Ventura; conscientious objector<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":27337,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dumbass-bullshit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=56387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56387\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/27337"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=56387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=56387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=56387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}