{"id":56236,"date":"2014-11-04T13:00:48","date_gmt":"2014-11-04T18:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=56236"},"modified":"2014-11-04T12:16:16","modified_gmt":"2014-11-04T17:16:16","slug":"remembrance-of-elections-past","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=56236","title":{"rendered":"Remembrance of Elections Past"},"content":{"rendered":"

In “loving” memory of the Duke of Duval<\/a>, Landslide Lyndon<\/a>, Da Mayor and his Daley Machine<\/a>, JFK\/1960<\/a> \u2013 and with apologies to the late Warren Zevon:<\/p>\n

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They Vote When They\u2019re Dead<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n

There\u2019s plenty to do after they buy the farm<\/em>
\n They vote when they\u2019re dead<\/em>
\n Who says it\u2019s wrong? This will protect our cause from harm<\/em>
\n They vote when they\u2019re dead<\/em><\/p>\n

The election judges all are bombed on gin<\/em>
\n They vote when they\u2019re dead<\/em>
\n Election results, they\u2019re twisted again<\/em>
\n They vote when they\u2019re dead<\/em><\/p>\n

Well, they \u201ccast\u201d their votes just as prescribed<\/em>
\n They vote when they\u2019re dead<\/em>
\n And if that don\u2019t work, then somebody gets bribed<\/em>
\n They vote when they\u2019re dead<\/em><\/p>\n

I’ve got a .38 special up on the shelf<\/em>
\n They vote when they\u2019re dead<\/em>
\n If our side don\u2019t win, maybe I’ll shoot myself<\/em>
\n They vote when they\u2019re dead<\/em><\/p>\n

There\u2019s plenty to do after they buy the farm<\/em>
\n They vote when they\u2019re dead<\/em>
\n Who says it\u2019s wrong? This will protect our cause from harm<\/em>
\n They vote when they\u2019re dead<\/em><\/p>\n

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Remember that “progressive” mantra, everyone: Make sure you register to vote. Then vote early, vote often – vote forever!<\/p>\n

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\nPS: Just in case you’re having trouble recognizing the tune – here’s the original.<\/p>\n