Rants? Meltdowns? Suicide hotline on speed dial? <\/p>\n
It’s a big effin’ deal <\/a><\/p>\n …but he deserves $15 an hour. <\/a> <\/p>\n “Better off today than when Bush left office.” (not a joke) <\/a> <\/p>\n Ratfucker is the new progressive <\/a> <\/p>\n Most truthful thing read on DU today? “I still don’t understand…” <\/a><\/p>\n OMG NAZZIS??? <\/a><\/p>\n Feelings….whoa whoa whoa, feelings… <\/a> <\/p>\n More with the ‘ratfuckers’. I guess this is a thing now? <\/a><\/p>\n Go vote because racists, homophobes and teh rape culture…and racists.<\/a> <\/p>\n “Keep bailing, lads! We got this!” – Crewman Dick Dumbass, RMS Titanic <\/a> <\/p>\n Vets reject Obamacare <\/a><\/p>\n We’re all terrorists now <\/a><\/p>\n “How can such smart people be losing to fundy, toothless, gun toting morons?” <\/a><\/p>\n Stay socialist, Bernie! <\/a><\/p>\n More probing than Lena Dunham and her sister’s vagina <\/a> <\/p>\n Anarchy in the UK now comes with free service for the first 30k miles <\/a><\/p>\n “Ben Stein is a lousy Jew” <\/a><\/p>\n …there are going to be half-breed rats everywhere in about 9 months. <\/a><\/p>\n HuffPo’s fantasy league <\/a><\/p>\n People’s Republic of Stalin <\/a><\/p>\n If you like your Senate, you can keep your Senate. <\/a><\/p>\n AKA “If I’m losing, I want to change the rules.” <\/a><\/p>\n Capt. Whackjob McCrazypants is now a handy calendar!<\/a> <\/p>\n A little spit and bailing wire and it’ll be as good a new. <\/a><\/p>\n “This was a building year…” <\/a><\/p>\n Analogies are hard…like reality…or something that’s really hard.<\/a> <\/p>\n At least they aren’t rats this time. <\/a> <\/p>\n Insider trading <\/a><\/p>\n President Boyfriend has done so much for us…why aren’t you more grateful??? <\/a><\/p>\n He should Google “real estate basics”. <\/a> <\/p>\n Slavery! Oh wait, it’s in Europe…never mind.<\/a> <\/p>\n Oy veh<\/a>. <\/p>\n Chunky girls with low self-esteem need love too.<\/a> <\/p>\n Yet another “we only lose because of lies” meme. <\/a><\/p>\n Union leader wants your money…I mean support…mostly your money. <\/a> <\/p>\n Short bus ratfucker<\/a> <\/p>\n Why do people keep doing this shit? <\/a> <\/p>\n The newest thing…rat rape culture. <\/a> <\/p>\n New York, LA and Chicago…wait, there’s a pattern here. <\/a> <\/p>\n