{"id":55901,"date":"2014-10-18T17:45:57","date_gmt":"2014-10-18T21:45:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=55901"},"modified":"2014-10-18T17:48:41","modified_gmt":"2014-10-18T21:48:41","slug":"worse-ahead-satire","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=55901","title":{"rendered":"Worse Ahead &#8211; Satire?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>With the influx of possibly bad intentioned\/diseased\u00a0 illegal immigrants\u00a0 from down south AND talk of actually bringing Ebola patients HERE for treatment there are rumors that there may be worse to come!!!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/i.livescience.com\/images\/i\/000\/071\/168\/original\/theraphosa4.jpg?1413584886\">This <\/a>cute little critter has been mentioned among some groups as the perfect pet for those with allergies to cats and dogs.\u00a0 Justification for importing this sweet little thing is that domestic pets have ALWAYS had more primitive and dangerous ancestors, so it will become tame\/housebroken if we only give it a chance.\u00a0 Apparently this is the current logic?<\/p>\n<p>Imagine waking up with this cutie sleeping on yer head.<\/p>\n<p>&#8212;<\/p>\n<p>The article that spurred this kinda sad attempt at satire is<a href=\"http:\/\/www.livescience.com\/48340-goliath-birdeater-surprises-scientist.html\"> here,<\/a> All things considered it really ain&#8217;t satire to see the uproar from some groups if this ever came into question. And it does mention puppies.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>With the influx of possibly bad intentioned\/diseased\u00a0 illegal immigrants\u00a0 from down south AND talk of actually &hellip; <a title=\"Worse Ahead &#8211; Satire?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=55901\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Worse Ahead &#8211; Satire?<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":467,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[172],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55901","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-geezer-alert"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55901","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/467"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55901"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55901\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55901"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55901"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55901"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}