{"id":55871,"date":"2014-10-17T08:14:21","date_gmt":"2014-10-17T12:14:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=55871"},"modified":"2014-10-17T15:54:21","modified_gmt":"2014-10-17T19:54:21","slug":"biden-family-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=55871","title":{"rendered":"Biden family news"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Joe<\/a><\/p>\n

My inbox filled up with emails last night about Hunter Biden who pissed hot on a urinalysis in May 2013, a mere month after he was commissioned in the Navy. He was allowed to stick around and get paid while they were booting his 43-year-old ass. I have to wonder a lot of things about this news. First of all, what is a 43-year-old doing joining the Navy in the first place? Second of all, why did it take nine months to put his ass out on the street? Thirdly, why are we just hearing about it now? I guess it’s not a distraction or anything.<\/p>\n

If Joe Biden was my father, I’d probably be a coke head, too, so I’m not all that surprised, but, this scandal will probably die pretty soon. He apologized, according to CNN<\/a>;<\/p>\n

“It was the honor of my life to serve in the U.S. Navy, and I deeply regret and am embarrassed that my actions led to my administrative discharge. I respect the Navy’s decision. With the love and support of my family, I’m moving forward,” he said.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

It was probably PTSD that made him do it, I’m sure it was a failure of the military health care system or something equally stupid, instead of being a wealthy, privileged trust fund baby who is old enough to know better than to go stepping on his appendage. <\/p>\n

I’ll admit that I didn’t believe the story at first, thinking that we’re being set up, but then I realized that this was the son of Joe Biden, the smartest man on the planet, so he probably coked-up because he couldn’t live up to the example that his father set for him. Or something. At least he didn’t kill anyone…yet.<\/p>\n

ADDED:<\/strong> The Associated Press<\/a> reports the “good news” for young Hunter that Connecticut doesn’t consider his boot from the Navy Reserve serious enough to review his membership in the state bar;<\/p>\n

Lawyers in Connecticut face automatic review of their bar admission only when they have been convicted of a crime, said Michael P. Bowler, Connecticut’s Statewide Bar Counselor, who heads a team of lawyers that investigate attorney grievances. Criminal convictions have to be reviewed by a statewide grievance committee, as do other complaints, which can range from drug and alcohol abuse to inadequate legal representation.<\/p>\n

“At this point, I’m not aware that Mr. Biden has been arrested for anything, and certainly not convicted,” Bowler said. The Navy’s brief confirmation of Biden’s discharge did not cite any arrest or charges.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’m sure any future clients of the cokehead will be pleased as shit.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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