I received this in snail mail yesterday, and I figured that I had better warn y’all;<\/p>\n

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So, who ya gonna call? TSO thinks it’s from the guy who bought his reflective belt<\/a>. However, I think it was sent by a familiar tub of lard who we all know, and this is his clever way of communicating a threat. But, he’s too much of a yellow-striped coward to follow through.<\/p>\n

Oh, by the way, it’s been turned over to the Post Office.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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