{"id":55718,"date":"2014-10-09T14:13:25","date_gmt":"2014-10-09T18:13:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=55718"},"modified":"2014-10-09T14:13:55","modified_gmt":"2014-10-09T18:13:55","slug":"doing-my-duty-to-warn-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=55718","title":{"rendered":"Doing my duty to warn you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I received this in snail mail yesterday, and I figured that I had better warn y&#8217;all;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=55719\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-55719\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Ghost-busters-390x333.jpg\" alt=\"Ghost busters\" width=\"390\" height=\"333\" class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-55719\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Ghost-busters-390x333.jpg 390w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Ghost-busters-300x255.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Ghost-busters.jpg 526w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 390px) 100vw, 390px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>So, who ya gonna call? TSO thinks it&#8217;s from <a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=31603\">the guy who bought his reflective belt<\/a>. However, I think it was sent by a familiar tub of lard who we all know, and this is his clever way of communicating a threat. But, he&#8217;s too much of a yellow-striped coward to follow through.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, by the way, it&#8217;s been turned over to the Post Office.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I received this in snail mail yesterday, and I figured that I had better warn y&#8217;all; &hellip; <a title=\"Doing my duty to warn you\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=55718\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Doing my duty to warn you<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55718","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dumbass-bullshit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55718","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55718"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55718\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55718"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55718"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55718"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}