We all know now just how effective airport screening in West Africa for Ebola exposure really is.\u00a0 We have an example in Dallas of just how well that works.<\/p>\n
Well, the US is going to “fix” that problem.\u00a0 The\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 They’ll do this at 5 US airports, to be precise – JFK, Dulles, Newark, O’Hare, and Atlanta.\u00a0 Because everyone knows people coming into the country from West Africa can’t possibly enter the US through other airports!<\/p>\n They’ll be using DHS personnel to take the individual’s temperatures with “non-contact thermometers”.\u00a0\u00a0 Because of course, it’s impossible for someone arriving in the US to take a rather large dose of aspirin or ibuprofen to reduce a mild fever while on or before their flight.<\/p>\n The DHS personnel will also ask those arriving from West Africa questions, which everyone arriving will answer 100% truthfully.\u00a0 After all, no one trying to enter the US ever lies to Customs!<\/p>\n They’ll also be on the lookout for “symptoms of illness”.\u00a0 That will work perfectly too, as no on can possibly hide mild discomfort, fatigue, muscle pain, or a queasy stomach from someone watching them.<\/p>\n And if anyone shows indicators, they’ll be referred to “the appropriate public health authority”.\u00a0 Those who don’t show any indications of illness will be given information on “self monitoring” and asked to provide contact information.\u00a0\u00a0 Which of course everyone arriving will to truthfully and with 100% accuracy.<\/p>\n Yeah, this is gonna work beautifully.\u00a0 We’re saved!\u00a0 Hallelujah!\u00a0 All praise to “teh Won”!<\/p>\n <\/p>\n Sheesh.\u00a0 These idiots couldn’t figure out how to wank their crank with an instruction manual and a demonstration.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"DC Clown Krewe<\/a> running things\u00a0<\/del>\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Administration has announced that the US will now screen passengers arriving from Guinea, Sierra Leone, and\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0 Nigeria<\/del>\u00a0\u00a0 Liberia at US airports<\/a>.<\/p>\n