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$\"Red$ <\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Ex-PH2 wanted an open thread this weekend and sent this photo, I think she borrowed it from someone and I’ve heard there are dire consequences for borrowing a red Swingline stapler from folks and not returning it.<\/p>\n

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