{"id":55606,"date":"2014-10-04T08:06:01","date_gmt":"2014-10-04T12:06:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=55606"},"modified":"2014-10-03T16:15:53","modified_gmt":"2014-10-03T20:15:53","slug":"coffee-cup-poser-part-ii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=55606","title":{"rendered":"Coffee cup poser Part II"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The folks at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.myservicepride.com\/content\/heard-poser-asked-moh\/\">MyServicePride<\/a> had another email from Poseur Maximus. I&#8217;ll warn you that you will be dumber for reading this. They made a little graphic just for him, first;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=55607\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-55607\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Busting-posers-300x266.jpg\" alt=\"Busting posers\" width=\"300\" height=\"266\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-55607\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Busting-posers-300x266.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Busting-posers-374x333.jpg 374w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/10\/Busting-posers.jpg 487w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Ooooo, LOOOL, yeah I was upset alright, LOOOL, oooooo, Pinnochio, ooooo, loool, yeah, what else gets fuckin nonsense, the local bandit guerrillas, HA SMARTASS, LOLOLOLOL! Let me tell you assholes fucking something, you can take your little fuck arrogant stereotypical assanine bullshit, AAAAUH, just because people are paper signing, dick suckin bastard psychopaths controlled like an idiot because a bigmouth in a damn office said it was okay to symbolize a treehouse with a file cabinet sweety, ooo, and have shit like special little camsie pictures and actual material fuck awards, AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR ASSHOLE SIDEWAYS, HOW DO YA LIKE IT! LOOOOOOL! I believe my ass, is a type of commissioned trained fucking guerrilla, all the recipients that were in my squad were not enlisted, or affiliated, with the National Guard partisan ranger force, and for what I did, I would have the damn medal of honor, and the others, for combat situations all your oogly googly mainstreamers with lame ass personalities and interest reasons ignore because their hotwired on shooting guns for ingenuity thoughts and a fairy ass social world, LOOOL, yeah i ain\u2019t stupid ha fucker, but self styled remained people aren\u2019t displayed with that, the agreement was to go backy home after a full two days of free trainee experience and an highly realistic infrared operation, well you assholes can disrespect me then, the most dangerous type of zealot in the fucking world, LOOOL, go right ahead, can\u2019t control or fend off invincible Satan either, but i\u2019ll leave it to you a last time, heres the operation log and war story of me, RIGHT FROM MY INNER FUCKING PSYCHE IF YA LIKE IT TECHNICAL HA\u2026IM A BADASSE SON OF A BITCH, THAT\u2019LL WHIP YOUR RAMBO ARMED REDNECK MAFIA ASS, WHICH YOU BASTARDS SHOULD TALK, HA, goddamn analyze and misjudge others, AND YOU AIN\u2019T GODDAMN SHIT! Oh, and the videogame thing, yeah theirs lots in videogames very resemblant of my ass, the T.W.O. s.o.b.s. real cute, take one swing at this shit and get an corrections bi-polar maniac style ass whuppin, Well here ya are Pinnochio,<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The folks at MyServicePride had another email from Poseur Maximus. I&#8217;ll warn you that you will &hellip; <a title=\"Coffee cup poser Part II\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=55606\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Coffee cup poser Part II<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":55607,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55606\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/55607"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}