{"id":55530,"date":"2014-09-30T07:30:28","date_gmt":"2014-09-30T11:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=55530"},"modified":"2014-09-30T07:36:40","modified_gmt":"2014-09-30T11:36:40","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-163","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=55530","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Grannie Pantsuit <\/a><\/p>\n

Bush’s fault <\/a><\/p>\n

Beware the heavy hand of government or something <\/a> <\/p>\n

A’stan down <\/a><\/p>\n

Not following directions = robbed <\/a><\/p>\n

Morally superior <\/a><\/p>\n

Real panty dropper right here, folks. <\/a><\/p>\n

Koch bros. and GOP worse than ISIS\/ISIL\/IS\/Darth Vader\/Ebola\/Chunky Peanutbutter <\/a> <\/p>\n

…it couldn’t possibly be that no one wanted to listen to this shit. <\/a><\/p>\n

Thanks for taking all our stuffs, President Boyfriend! <\/a> <\/p>\n

Funny, I just consider it slutastic. <\/a><\/p>\n

DU grades Prezbo on a curve…a hanging left curve just outside. <\/a> <\/p>\n

DUers ready to be ass-imillated. See what I did there? Sometimes I gigahertz myself. <\/a><\/p>\n

Obamacare doesn’t care enough. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Translation; how can we exploit Ferguson for political gain. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Reaching out on faith. <\/a><\/p>\n

Capt. Nutjob McCrazypants whips out an oldie but a goody.<\/a> <\/p>\n

…and he posts positive reviews of himself. Bless his heart. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Republicans hate Hispanics [cough-Ted Cruz wins straw poll-cough] <\/a> <\/p>\n

“Everything is shit! Everything sucks! Send us money or it gets worse!!” <\/a><\/p>\n

Maher confuses the easily confused <\/a><\/p>\n

Courting Vagina-Americans as a strategy <\/a> <\/p>\n

Alan Grayson’s on a roll today…and channeling Ricky Bobby. <\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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