{"id":55479,"date":"2014-09-27T09:11:33","date_gmt":"2014-09-27T13:11:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=55479"},"modified":"2014-09-27T09:11:33","modified_gmt":"2014-09-27T13:11:33","slug":"dallas-wittgenfeld-ladies-mandog-whisperer","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=55479","title":{"rendered":"Dallas Wittgenfeld, ladies man\/dog whisperer"},"content":{"rendered":"

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OK, I tapped out this morning, I can’t take no more. Wittless, Wickre and Bernath have all joined forces. I’m not supposed to email Bernath because our lawyers are preparing a suit. But I figured I could still email the other two. Turns out that just won’t work, so will have to go radio silent.<\/p>\n

Lucky for you I have a weeks worth of conversations to share with you, starting with this awesome one with Dullass:<\/p>\n

Another “Stolen Valor Vulture” bites the dust…!<\/p>\n

And, I have been invited to go skydiving on the Skydive Chicago drop zone…. Oh… Oh….<\/p>\n

Now, you know what “The LRP 41 Cometh!” means…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I need not even mention he was wrong on the facts of a SVV “biting the dust” because he is always wrong. Nonetheless, my response:<\/p>\n

‘Now, you know what “The LRP 41 Cometh!” means…’<\/em><\/p>\n

It must mean you prematurely ejaculated in your chicken consume, because the LRRP41 been com-ething towards Indiana for 3 years now, and all I’ve seen of you was a mug shot with a silly “I just pumped the neighbors chihuahua” smile on your face.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Men want to be Thunder Chicken, women want to be with Thunder Chicken:<\/p>\n

Pemature Ejaculation…. Me…?<\/p>\n

Stop it man. You know I am the Ladies’ Favorite… That’s for a reason…<\/p>\n

But I do have a neighbor with a chihuahua. My male Shar Pei smells her ass everyday… My Chinese dog will “piss on another dog’s head” on my command. How funny is that… ?<\/p>\n

Why are you harassing and dishonoring me before breakfast on the weekend..?
\nI just sent you an important communique on a photo about your stolen valor Reichers…. Now you harass me.. Hmmmmm.
\nAre you here just trying to intentionally inflict emotional distress on me again..? IIED..?<\/p>\n

NOW, I am having to go to the V.A. Chief Medical doctor at the Mental Health Clinic “triage” on Monday morning and squeal like a pig…
\nYou people never know when to shut up. See you all in court. Goobers..<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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