{"id":55414,"date":"2014-09-25T10:28:07","date_gmt":"2014-09-25T14:28:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=55414"},"modified":"2014-09-25T16:25:18","modified_gmt":"2014-09-25T20:25:18","slug":"gary-donald-wallace-phony-seal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=55414","title":{"rendered":"Gary Donald Wallace; phony SEAL"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Gary<\/a><\/center>Scotty sends<\/a> us his work on Gary Donald Wallace who claims that he’s a SEAL, of course, because everyone in the Navy is a SEAL;<\/p>\n

About Gary
\n“The Older I Get The More Spinach I Need…”<\/p>\n

…I was a Navy Corpsman Great Lakes, Chicago… UDT \/ Navy Seal Class 108 Seal Team 5 Coronado, California… I have a White Bull Terrier named Segar… I have made Many Mistakes in My Past that has Cost Me Greatly… It is always Darkest before The Dawn… I am now entering The Dawn of My Life… Motto: “ONLY EASY DAY WAS YESTERDAY!” “IT PAYS TO BE A WINNER!”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Yeah, and here’s another mistake, Gar;<\/p>\n

\"Gary<\/a><\/p>\n

\"Gary<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

He did graduate boot camp and defensive driving, so that’s just like being a SEAL, right? Anyway, he was back on the street before he’d served a year. As a hospital apprentice – pay grade E-1. If he’d been a good sailor, he would have at least made E-2 in the first year, but nope, not Gar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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