{"id":55364,"date":"2014-09-23T12:15:22","date_gmt":"2014-09-23T16:15:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=55364"},"modified":"2014-09-23T12:33:09","modified_gmt":"2014-09-23T16:33:09","slug":"life-imitating-art","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=55364","title":{"rendered":"Life Imitating Art"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In keeping with today&#8217;s &#8220;theater of the absurd&#8221; theme:\u00a0 I\u2019d guess many TAH readers are fans of the late Douglas Adams \u2013 author of <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">The Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe<\/span> and a number of other works. So the name <em><a href=\"http:\/\/hitchhikers.wikia.com\/wiki\/Eccentrica_Gallumbits\">Eccentrica Gallumbits,<\/a><\/em> Adams\u2019 fictional triple-breasted whore from Eroticon Six, probably rings a bell.<\/p>\n<p>Well, apparently that\u2019s not just a joke (or a sick fantasy) any more.<\/p>\n<p>While I\u2019m not calling the individual in question a prostitute . . . <a href=\"http:\/\/www.9news.com.au\/world\/2014\/09\/22\/10\/43\/woman-undergoes-surgery-to-add-third-breast\">I\u2019m not kidding, either<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><em>\u201cPeople are strange, when you\u2019re a stranger . . . \u201c<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In keeping with today&#8217;s &#8220;theater of the absurd&#8221; theme:\u00a0 I\u2019d guess many TAH readers are fans &hellip; <a title=\"Life Imitating Art\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=55364\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Life Imitating Art<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[170,236],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-55364","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-who-knows","category-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55364","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=55364"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/55364\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=55364"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=55364"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=55364"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}