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One of our readers keeps bumping into Jonathan Michael Cook in West Virginia and he gets these stories about the Special Forces\/Ranger and how he’s training for a secret mission here in West Virginia. You can tell he’s legit because of the professionally done tattoos that he sports – the old triple canopy with the Superman emblem, the 75th Regiment combat patch. The braided nylon cord around his neck. The ACU pants with a wifebeater shirt and, of course the SF tab sown into his cap.<\/p>\n

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His FOIA says that he did all of that in two months time, and the ungrateful Army only promoted him to Private E-1, which isn’t a promotion since everyone gets to be an E-1 before they leave for basic training. I’m guessing they sent him back to Crum, WV for being a little unbalanced when he went without his meth for more than few weeks.<\/p>\n

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