{"id":54832,"date":"2014-08-29T11:35:22","date_gmt":"2014-08-29T15:35:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=54832"},"modified":"2014-08-29T11:48:27","modified_gmt":"2014-08-29T15:48:27","slug":"yer-friday-funny-the-iowahawk-zarkman-chronicles","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=54832","title":{"rendered":"Yer Friday Funny:  The Iowahawk Zarkman Chronicles"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>NHSparky and I have each posted some of the links below in comments here at TAH.\u00a0 However, I&#8217;ve not seen all of them linked here previously &#8211; and some of them seem to predate TAH entirely.<\/p>\n<p>In the links below are IMO some of the funniest articles you\u2019ll read <em>anywhere<\/em>.\u00a0 They also seemed to me to be\u00a0 something TAH readers might appreciate.\u00a0 So as a service to TAH readers, I thought I\u2019d post a consolidated list of the links here.<\/p>\n<p>If you haven\u2019t seen them before \u2013 enjoy.\u00a0 I\u2019m guessing you will.<\/p>\n<p>Be forewarned \u2013 they\u2019re text, but some if not most is not apropos for prudes, children, clergy, or prudish work environments.\u00a0 And if you read the links at work, be prepared to explain to colleagues and supervisor(s) why you\u2019re laughing your azz off.<\/p>\n<p>Without further ado \u2013 the Iowahawk Zarkman Chronicles.\u00a0 Links are presented in chronological order of release.\u00a0 <em>(Note:\u00a0 the first one is satire, folks.\u00a0 Read it with that in mind.\u00a0 The rest need no caveat.)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/iowahawk.typepad.com\/iowahawk\/2005\/07\/stop_questionin.html\">Stop Questioning My Patriotism<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/iowahawk.typepad.com\/iowahawk\/2005\/07\/stop_comparing_.html\">Stop Comparing Me to American Moonbats<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/iowahawk.typepad.com\/iowahawk\/2005\/09\/this_war_sucks.html\">This War Sucks<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/iowahawk.typepad.com\/iowahawk\/2005\/10\/i_hate_my_boss.html\">I Hate My Boss<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/iowahawk.typepad.com\/iowahawk\/2005\/12\/im_surrounded_b.html\">I\u2019m Surrounded by Idiots<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/iowahawk.typepad.com\/iowahawk\/2005\/12\/zarkman_live.html\">Zarkman Live<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/iowahawk.typepad.com\/iowahawk\/2006\/04\/i_hate_email.html\">I Hate Email<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/iowahawk.typepad.com\/iowahawk\/2006\/06\/paradise_blows.html\">Paradise Is Overrated<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"padding-left: 60px;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/iowahawk.typepad.com\/iowahawk\/2011\/05\/this-new-roommate-is-driving-me-nuts.html\">This New Roommate Is Driving Me Nuts<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Thanks, <a href=\"http:\/\/iowahawk.typepad.com\/\">Iowahawk<\/a> (Dave Burge) \u2013 those are some of the funniest articles I\u2019ve ever read in my life.\u00a0 Especially the last two.\u00a0 Well played, sir!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>NHSparky and I have each posted some of the links below in comments here at TAH.\u00a0 &hellip; 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