{"id":54376,"date":"2014-08-05T13:28:04","date_gmt":"2014-08-05T17:28:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=54376"},"modified":"2014-08-05T14:38:44","modified_gmt":"2014-08-05T18:38:44","slug":"13-marines-named-perez-arrested-at-border","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=54376","title":{"rendered":"13 Marines named Perez arrested at border"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=54377\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-54377\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Perez-Perez-Perez-and-Perez-300x140.jpg\" alt=\"Perez, Perez, Perez and Perez\" width=\"300\" height=\"140\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-54377\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Perez-Perez-Perez-and-Perez-300x140.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Perez-Perez-Perez-and-Perez-500x234.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/08\/Perez-Perez-Perez-and-Perez.jpg 629w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/us\/2011\/03\/22\/report-13-illegal-immigrants-apprehended-marine-uniforms\/\">Fox News<\/a> reports that 13 illegal aliens tried to cross the border dressed in Marine uniforms, each wearing a &#8220;Perez&#8221; name tag and riding in what appeared to be a government van with government plates;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>The illegal immigrants were clad in Marine uniforms when they were apprehended at the Campo Border Patrol Westbound I-8 checkpoint at 11 p.m. on March 14 near Pine Valley, Calif., border officials said. Two U.S. citizens in the van also were arrested.<\/p>\n<p>After the suspicious white van was subjected to secondary inspection, it was determined that the driver of the vehicle and its front seat passenger were U.S. citizens who were attempting to smuggle 13 illegal immigrants into the United States.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\" src=\"http:\/\/video.foxnews.com\/v\/embed.js?id=g4603051&#038;w=500&#038;h=300\"><\/script><noscript>Watch the latest video at <a href=\"http:\/\/video.foxnews.com\">video.foxnews.com<\/a><\/noscript><\/p>\n<p>Nice try, guys. Less luck next time.<\/p>\n<p>TSO Adds: This is sort of a &#8220;no shit there I was&#8221; that may implicate me in the Perez-swarm.  Back in like 1999 or so my battalion did a rotation as OPFOR augmentees at NTC in Barstow.  So we fought in the box for like 10 days or so, then were given a day pass, with explicit instructions not to leave a 80 mile radius.  Not being geography experts, we assumed that Tijuana was inside that margin.  So my platoon sergeant rented a van, we got a Mormon kid to be DD, and we headed off in search of a donkey show.<\/p>\n<p>Well, one thing led to another, and we didn&#8217;t make it to the bingo parlor&#8230;anyway, we got trashed.  Really trashed.  Still couldn&#8217;t find a donkey show.  My most vivid memory was a buddy giving a stripper $20 to put her clothes back on.  As the night was winding down we were headed back to our car when one of my troops (now a 1SG) took a leak on a building.  The Federales were on us in seconds, confiscated all of our ID&#8217;s and told us it was $200 fine for each of us.  Having imbibed the last of our cash, we huddled off to the side.<\/p>\n<p>Now, one of the guys was COMPLETELY passed out.  We were carrying him.  His name was O&#8212;&#8211; Perez.  Scout Sniper (used to be with SF in Colorado) and of some Hispanic origin.  Not kinda drunk, I mean completely incapacitated.  After our quick huddle, we buddy lifted him and ran like hell for the border, with Federales yelling at us to stop.  So we hit the border at a full sprint, and the border guards just waved us through.  We told them we had our IDs taken, and they said &#8220;Yeah, that&#8217;s what happens in Tijuana.&#8221;  <\/p>\n<p>The next day in formation the colonel was just chewing our asses.  At some point our Platoon Sergeant responded to something about us being total dumbasses by saying &#8220;Hooah.&#8221;  Wrong answer.  The colonel, in words I can still hear said, &#8220;No sergeant Mathews, this is SO not Hooah.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>We always wondered what happened to our IDs.  And now at last we know what happened to SGT Perez&#8217;s.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Fox News reports that 13 illegal aliens tried to cross the border dressed in Marine uniforms, &hellip; <a title=\"13 Marines named Perez arrested at border\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=54376\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">13 Marines named Perez arrested at border<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":54377,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-illegal-immigrants","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54376\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/54377"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}