{"id":54129,"date":"2014-07-24T07:00:48","date_gmt":"2014-07-24T11:00:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=54129"},"modified":"2014-07-23T17:11:21","modified_gmt":"2014-07-23T21:11:21","slug":"islamic-state-were-coming-for-you-barack-obama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=54129","title":{"rendered":"Islamic State: \u201cWe\u2019re coming for you, Barack Obama\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"

According to the Washington Times<\/a>, those folks, ISIS or ISIL or the Islamic State, or whatever they’re calling themselves today, have sent a threat to the President that they’re “coming” for him. I hope they’re not taking directions from Dallas Wittgenfeld. He’s been “coming” for me for three or four years, and he’s only “coming” from Florida.<\/p>\n

Brett McGurk, the deputy assistant secretary of state, told lawmakers at a House Foreign Affairs Committee hearing that ISIL may have \u201cchanged its name,\u201d but that it\u2019s still al Qaeda.<\/p>\n

\u201cIn fact, it is worse than al Qaeda,\u201d he said, The Hill reported.<\/p>\n

Elissa Slotkin, the acting principal deputy undersecretary of Defense for policy, added that ISIL also has its eye on the president, threatening \u201cWe\u2019re coming for you, Barack Obama,\u201d The Hill reported.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’m not real happy with Barrack Obama, but I’m pretty sure that I’d take a donkey bomb for him. I mean, he’s the President, after all, and he’s marginally better than Joe Bite Me. I guess the thought of an Islamic invasion excites me, but it’s running in third place behind a zombie apocalypse and a North Korean invasion, based solely on the number of bodies I can stack. I have enough ammo for an Islamic invasion, though, but I might be a hair short for a zombie or North Korean invasion. But then I have bayonets and a machete, too, despite the fact that it’s so last century.<\/p>\n

Now see, the ISIS has me all excited – I may have to go the range today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

According to the Washington Times, those folks, ISIS or ISIL or the Islamic State, or whatever … Islamic State: \u201cWe\u2019re coming for you, Barack Obama\u201d<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-terror-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54129"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54129\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}