{"id":54045,"date":"2014-07-19T19:50:47","date_gmt":"2014-07-19T23:50:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=54045"},"modified":"2014-07-21T07:55:43","modified_gmt":"2014-07-21T11:55:43","slug":"totally-legit-13","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=54045","title":{"rendered":"Totally legit"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=54046\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-54046\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/SGM-Slick-168x300.jpg\" alt=\"SGM Slick\" width=\"168\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-54046\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/SGM-Slick-168x300.jpg 168w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/SGM-Slick-187x333.jpg 187w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/SGM-Slick.jpg 540w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 168px) 100vw, 168px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>We found this guy at our friends&#8217; place <a href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/usawtfm\/photos\/a.391474713605.169598.242181938605\/10152592242388606\/?type=1&#038;theater\">Army WTF! Moments<\/a>. He&#8217;s in West Palm Beach, the photo was taken by a funeral detail. The name tag says &#8220;Davis&#8221;. I think we can disregard the rest of that shit as a means of identifying him.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=54047\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-54047\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/SGM-Slick-Davis-300x187.jpg\" alt=\"SGM Slick Davis\" width=\"300\" height=\"187\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-54047\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/SGM-Slick-Davis-300x187.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/SGM-Slick-Davis-500x311.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/07\/SGM-Slick-Davis.jpg 702w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/UVOWQOaa89g\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" width=\"420\" height=\"315\" src=\"\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/BWrYrLDbmhc\" frameborder=\"0\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We found this guy at our friends&#8217; place Army WTF! Moments. He&#8217;s in West Palm Beach, &hellip; <a title=\"Totally legit\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=54045\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Totally legit<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":54046,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-54045","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54045","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=54045"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/54045\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/54046"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=54045"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=54045"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=54045"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}