{"id":53924,"date":"2014-07-15T14:00:30","date_gmt":"2014-07-15T18:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=53924"},"modified":"2014-07-15T14:00:30","modified_gmt":"2014-07-15T18:00:30","slug":"kristen-gwynne-writes-the-stupidest-article-in-the-history-of-journalism","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=53924","title":{"rendered":"Kristen Gwynne writes the stupidest article in the history of journalism"},"content":{"rendered":"

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The last place I’d look for serious reportage on guns is the Rolling Stone. Reinforcing that statement is the totally vacuous article written by Kristen Gwynne entitled “The 5 Most Dangerous Guns in America; These are the firearms causing the most harm<\/a>“. I was ready to open up a window in “Gun Broker” to start building a shopping list, but I made the mistake of actually clicking on the story. <\/p>\n

It turns out that the 5 most dangerous guns in America are, in order; Pistols, Revolvers, Rifles, Shotguns and Derringers.<\/p>\n

First of all Kristen, you airhead, it’s not the guns that are dangerous – it’s the person behind them. I have several guns, of all of the types you just listed and none of them are dangerous until someone wraps their finger round the trigger. Some of them are always loaded, and they never jumped out of storage and started killing people. One of them is loaded and on my nightstand – I sleep soundly knowing that it won’t take it upon itself to fire blindly into the night while I sleep.<\/p>\n

Secondly, I know you think your article is clever and well researched, but you just got a paycheck for identifying all of the types of firearms that exist – something everyone on the planet already knows. I don’t know who is more brainless – you or your editor who let you publish that tripe.<\/p>\n

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The last place I’d look for serious reportage on guns is the Rolling Stone. Reinforcing that … Kristen Gwynne writes the stupidest article in the history of journalism<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":53926,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[156],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-53924","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-guns"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53924","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=53924"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53924\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/53926"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=53924"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=53924"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=53924"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}