{"id":53912,"date":"2014-07-15T07:10:13","date_gmt":"2014-07-15T11:10:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=53912"},"modified":"2014-07-15T07:10:13","modified_gmt":"2014-07-15T11:10:13","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-153","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=53912","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Apparently we’re all gonna die now. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Millennials hate conservatives because reasons. <\/a> <\/p>\n

…generous with other people’s money. <\/a><\/p>\n

You mean they don’t use Uber? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Smoke signals <\/a><\/p>\n

…out of the closet, so to speak.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Giant Douche vs. Turd Sandwich <\/a> <\/p>\n

DUers want to remove profit from healthcare, which essentially makes it end-of-life care. <\/a><\/p>\n

Video game heroes think they understand the military.<\/a> <\/p>\n

The anti-anti-Hillary <\/a><\/p>\n

Stay home. <\/a><\/p>\n

What the Trek?? <\/a><\/p>\n

You’re not helping… <\/a> <\/p>\n

Archie’s big gay death…yeah, who knew this thing was even still in print? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Pffft. White people…amirite? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Maybe he should have just said they were articulate and clean. <\/a><\/p>\n

Im-Peachy. <\/a><\/p>\n

If you can afford a tattoo, a carton of cigs a week and an iPhone, I don’t want to hear shit about your damn contraceptives. <\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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