This feel good story is a few weeks old and I couldn’t find it in our daily presentations, but here it is, nonetheless. It’s from New Hampshire where John Conway fell asleep on his couch and was awakened by a drunken fellow who burst through his door threatening to shoot the family. John threw his besotted ass out of the house, but Mr. Inebriation was persistent; <\/p>\n
“When I threw him out I was holding the door,” Conway said. “He was ramming it, kicking it. I had the phone, I was trying to dial it.”<\/p>\n
The police station is just 3 miles away but the waiting felt like an eternity.<\/p>\n
“My husband had enough of it. He opened up the door and power-kicked him and he flew, hit the floor and he was out; made it easier for the cops,” said Christann Conway. “Rolled him over handcuffed him and that was the end of that.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
OK, no guns, but still a happy ending for everyone on the right side of the law. Sometimes all you need to do is kick a drunk, anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"