{"id":52161,"date":"2014-06-24T08:30:18","date_gmt":"2014-06-24T12:30:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=52161"},"modified":"2014-06-24T07:55:20","modified_gmt":"2014-06-24T11:55:20","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-152","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=52161","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

Halp us Jon Carry! <\/a> <\/p>\n

Uh…lithum? <\/a><\/p>\n

Wheel in the sky keeps on turning… <\/a><\/p>\n

Unions fight poverty?<\/a> <\/p>\n

…better dead. <\/a><\/p>\n

I’ll take ‘Retarded people’ for $1000, Alex. <\/a><\/p>\n

James Woods…Confederate? <\/a><\/p>\n

Ashamed to be wealthy <\/a><\/p>\n

I approve this message… <\/a><\/p>\n

Who? <\/a><\/p>\n

…let’s call him ‘Ned’. <\/a><\/p>\n

Lipstick on a pig…but enough about Rosanne Barr… <\/a> <\/p>\n

Hey, we know you’re phonies, just don’t pretend you’re not. <\/a><\/p>\n

100%….sure he did. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Hope and change will keep you warm. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Yeah, good luck with that. <\/a><\/p>\n

No roadside restrooms = “waste”land….get it? Waste? <\/a><\/p>\n

…and unicorns are real.<\/a> <\/p>\n

40 acres and a Lexus <\/a><\/p>\n

Saving Teleprompter Jebus<\/a> <\/p>\n

Bobby Jindal….traitor who wants to overthrow the government violently…or something. <\/a><\/p>\n

Delta is ready when you are. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Couple million in pantsuits and people go apeshit. <\/a> <\/p>\n

…deck chairs need rearranging. <\/a> <\/p>\n

“Resident geneticists”…on DU…talk about optimism. <\/a><\/p>\n

Redefining charity<\/a> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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