{"id":52101,"date":"2014-06-24T08:00:20","date_gmt":"2014-06-24T12:00:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=52101"},"modified":"2014-06-23T19:33:14","modified_gmt":"2014-06-23T23:33:14","slug":"captain-kaye-best-phony-story-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=52101","title":{"rendered":"Captain Kaye; Best phony story ever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=52103\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-52103\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Martian-hippies-300x127.png\" alt=\"Martian hippies\" width=\"300\" height=\"127\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-52103\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Martian-hippies-300x127.png 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Martian-hippies-500x212.png 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/06\/Martian-hippies.png 700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>OK, this raises the bar for all of our phonies. The <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mirror.co.uk\/news\/weird-news\/secret-alien-base-mars-marine-3745652\">UK&#8217;s Mirror<\/a> reports that there&#8217;s this fellow known as Captain Kaye who is telling his story of being posted on the planet Mars for seventeen years as part of the Earth Defense Force. His job was to protect Earthlings living on the planet from indigenous Martians;<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>In testimony released to ExoNews TV, Captain Kaye said he was trained to fly three different types of space fighters and three bombers.<\/p>\n<p>He added that training took place on a secret moon base called Lunar Operations Command, Saturn\u2019s moon Titan, and in deep space.<\/p>\n<p>Captain Kaye says he retired after a 20 year tour of duty, describing a retirement ceremony on the moon that he claims was presided over by VIPs including ex-Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>So there you go, prospective phonies, you&#8217;re going to have to up your game if you want to win next year&#8217;s tournament. But, I&#8217;m going to need a ruling on interplanetary phoniness from the judges.  This story does give pause for a particular phony who was worried that we were going to hunt him down with Space Nazis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>OK, this raises the bar for all of our phonies. The UK&#8217;s Mirror reports that there&#8217;s &hellip; <a title=\"Captain Kaye; Best phony story ever\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=52101\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Captain Kaye; Best phony story ever<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":52103,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52101","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-phony-soldiers"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52101","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=52101"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52101\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/52103"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=52101"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=52101"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=52101"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}