{"id":51411,"date":"2014-06-17T07:25:09","date_gmt":"2014-06-17T11:25:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=51411"},"modified":"2014-06-17T07:25:09","modified_gmt":"2014-06-17T11:25:09","slug":"tuesdays-with-claymore-151","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=51411","title":{"rendered":"Tuesdays with Claymore"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s 4:20 somewhere… <\/a><\/p>\n

Pot. Kettle. Tupac. <\/a><\/p>\n

Dennis the Menace <\/a><\/p>\n

Bush’s fault…oh, like you didn’t think they were going to go there? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Justified murder over minimum wages <\/a> <\/p>\n

Quack quack <\/a><\/p>\n

So you didn’t like the tie? <\/a><\/p>\n

We’re all Bowe Bergdahl now.<\/a> <\/p>\n

A Methodist to their madness <\/a> <\/p>\n

iStupid <\/a><\/p>\n

“Beautiful game”? Jeep Wrangler owner. <\/a> <\/p>\n

If I wanted to watch 90 mins of someone not being able to score, I’d go sit at Applebee’s at closing time. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Natalie Maines trying to be relevant again.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Democrats of Faith…yeah, how’s that working for you… <\/a> <\/p>\n

Tea time <\/a><\/p>\n

DUer’s glad there’s no one in charge of the Iraq situation.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Forced assimilation is a good thing.<\/a> <\/p>\n

Captain Whackjob embraces trade restrictions…you know, for jobs. <\/a><\/p>\n

Four dead Americans, conveniently “losing” emails, asleep at the wheel on foreign affairs…you know, same old stuff. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Straw man, can I see your ID please? <\/a> <\/p>\n

Cockroaches, Keith Richards and you. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Apparently this is reasonable for Baghdad but not Benghazi <\/a><\/p>\n

Bush\/Cheney…unconvicted war criminals…that’s why the Sunnis are mad. <\/a> <\/p>\n

Faith is no virtue… <\/a> <\/p>\n

…unless you’re a leftist lying faux-Indian princess, then ‘all cool’. <\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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