{"id":50858,"date":"2014-06-13T11:00:38","date_gmt":"2014-06-13T15:00:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=50858"},"modified":"2014-06-13T10:31:18","modified_gmt":"2014-06-13T14:31:18","slug":"yer-friday-funny-stupid-criminal-tricks-part-whatever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=50858","title":{"rendered":"Yer Friday Funny:  Stupid Criminal Tricks, Part . . . Whatever"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A guy got busted the other day for trying to sell marijuana. Nothing terribly unusual there.<\/p>\n<p>Well, except for maybe three little details that were a touch unusual.\u00a0 He tried to make his sale<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>while pushing a stroller containing his 2-month-old child;<\/li>\n<li>to a <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">cop in uniform;<\/span> and<em><br \/>\n<\/em><\/li>\n<li>while out on bail after being busted for burglary earlier this year.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.thesmokinggun.com\/documents\/man-sells-uniformed-cop-pot-687543\">Seriously<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/static.rcgroups.net\/forums\/attachments\/7\/0\/1\/4\/2\/a4051682-217-DOUBLE-FACEPALM-600x480.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"320\" \/><\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A guy got busted the other day for trying to sell marijuana. Nothing terribly unusual there. &hellip; <a title=\"Yer Friday Funny:  Stupid Criminal Tricks, Part . . . Whatever\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=50858\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Yer Friday Funny:  Stupid Criminal Tricks, Part . . . Whatever<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,177,26,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-50858","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-dumbass-bullshit","category-blather","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50858","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=50858"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/50858\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=50858"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=50858"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=50858"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}