{"id":50473,"date":"2014-06-10T14:21:22","date_gmt":"2014-06-10T18:21:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=50473"},"modified":"2014-06-10T14:22:31","modified_gmt":"2014-06-10T18:22:31","slug":"ltc-bateman-is-coming-to-get-your-guns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=50473","title":{"rendered":"LTC Bateman is coming to get your guns"},"content":{"rendered":"

LTC Robert Bateman<\/a>, the least infantry man in the world, says that the shooting in Las Vegas was the last straw – he’s coming back to the US and take your guns;<\/p>\n

No. I am coming home. I need to be there and be part of the solution. Moms Demand Action is getting some traction, but they can use the lean-in of a few U.S. Army Airborne Infantry Rangers. I am only sorry that I did not stand up to this threat to our nation before. I am sorry. I was busy.<\/p>\n

I have been overseas in Afghanistan and in NATO nations for half a decade while the insanity of the National Rifle Association expanded and exploded, and the NRA became, essentially, the tool of death in the United States. They made mass killings normal.<\/p>\n

Well done, NRA. But this shit is too much.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Um, Mister Bateman, I don’t see any connection between the tragedy in Las Vegas and the National Rifle Association – you know, that association of millions of Americans who happen to be lawful gun owners. What’s Moms Demand Action got? Tens, Twenties? I’m sure you and your wetted panties will be welcomed. Especially because you think you’re an infantryman – an infantryman who hasn’t been infantry (as the rest of us understand the word) since you were a Second Lieutenant.<\/p>\n

So I will come home, and perhaps some of those 3,000 nutjobs who sent me hatemail might want to meet up, because I am more than fricking willing, you whining, little boy-toys who need guns. So many of you have threatened me that I am literally booked, but any of you who feel you have been left out, go ahead. Book a date. You bring your gun to try and convince me that you are not a complete and total idiot, and if you bring a gun, let us see which tool works best.<\/p>\n

Wimps need guns. Come and get me.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Another internet tough guy. No one here has threatened you, by the way. But, you know, being a tough guy on the internet attracts folks who are willing to cash the checks that your alligator mouth writes for your hummingbird ass. Wimps are internet tough guys.<\/p>\n

The opinions here are only those of somebody that thinks a \u201cPatriot Movement\u201d\u2014one which executes police officers\u2014is not working in the service of the nation. They are only the opinions of someone who believes that \u201cTea Party members” who shoot policemen in the head\u2014 executing them at point blank range and then declaring that the \u201crevolution\u201d is starting before placing a Don’t Tread on Me flag atop the dead bodies of the police officers you just killed in cold blood\u2014are not good.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

If you can connect those two whack-a-doos to the “patriot” or “Tea Party” groups, you can have at ’em. But stop hiding behind the least infantry career in the world. I mean, the Moms Demand Action might be impressed with your creds, but the rest of us are convinced you’re blowing smoke. You and your twisted, wet panties better stay in Europe. By the way, did you get outraged at the shootings in gun-free Brussels<\/a> or about the three mounties who were slaughtered<\/a> in gun-free Canada?<\/p>\n

But, you know, maybe a Ranger can straighten this whole thing out. Especially if you join the Moms. Don’t forget to take your parasol, princess.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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