{"id":4870,"date":"2008-11-05T18:20:37","date_gmt":"2008-11-05T23:20:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=4870"},"modified":"2008-11-16T16:56:53","modified_gmt":"2008-11-16T21:56:53","slug":"onion-news-you-can-use","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=4870","title":{"rendered":"Onion News you Can Use"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From <a href=\"http:\/\/hotair.com\/archives\/2008\/11\/05\/video-obama-cultists-cope-with-victory\/\">Hot Air<\/a> Obamabots have trouble dealing with victory;<br \/>\n<object classid=\"clsid:d27cdb6e-ae6d-11cf-96b8-444553540000\" width=\"400\" height=\"355\" codebase=\"http:\/\/download.macromedia.com\/pub\/shockwave\/cabs\/flash\/swflash.cab#version=6,0,40,0\"><param name=\"flashvars\" value=\"file=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/xml\/89632\/video&amp;debugging=true&amp;autostart=false&amp;image=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/files\/images\/NOTHING_TO_TALK_ABOUT_article.jpg&amp;bufferlength=3&amp;embedded=true&amp;title=Obama%20Win%20Causes%20Obsessive%20Supporters%20To%20Realize%20How%20Empty%20Their%20Lives%20Are\" \/><param name=\"src\" value=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/themes\/common\/assets\/videoplayer\/flvplayer.swf\" \/><param name=\"wmode\" value=\"transparent\" \/><embed type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" width=\"400\" height=\"355\" src=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/themes\/common\/assets\/videoplayer\/flvplayer.swf\" wmode=\"transparent\" flashvars=\"file=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/xml\/89632\/video&amp;debugging=true&amp;autostart=false&amp;image=http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/files\/images\/NOTHING_TO_TALK_ABOUT_article.jpg&amp;bufferlength=3&amp;embedded=true&amp;title=Obama%20Win%20Causes%20Obsessive%20Supporters%20To%20Realize%20How%20Empty%20Their%20Lives%20Are\"><\/embed><\/object><br \/>\n<a href=\"http:\/\/www.theonion.com\/content\/node\/89632?utm_source=embedded_video\">Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize How Empty Their Lives Are<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From Hot Air Obamabots have trouble dealing with victory; Obama Win Causes Obsessive Supporters To Realize &hellip; <a title=\"Onion News you Can Use\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=4870\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Onion News you Can Use<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4870","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4870","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4870"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4870\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4870"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4870"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4870"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}