{"id":48112,"date":"2014-05-20T14:30:28","date_gmt":"2014-05-20T18:30:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=48112"},"modified":"2014-05-20T11:49:26","modified_gmt":"2014-05-20T15:49:26","slug":"ill-just-leave-this-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=48112","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll Just Leave This Here . . . ."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/thesmokinggun.com\/documents\/sex-with-atm-machine-456932\"><strong>Man Busted For Trying To Have Sex With ATM<\/strong><br \/>\nCops: Drunk suspect, 49, also sought to tryst with picnic table<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, alcohol was indeed a contributing factor.\u00a0 &#8220;Contributing&#8221;, as in &#8220;the guy was <em>plowed<\/em>&#8220;.<\/p>\n<p>Must have been a\u00a0 <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">one helluva wild night<\/span> over at the Grand Ole Opry.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n<p>Unlike the time the guy in Seattle tried to make it with a SUV there doesn&#8217;t seem to be video of this little incident. But based on the description and the guy&#8217;s mug shot, that&#8217;s probably a good thing.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Man Busted For Trying To Have Sex With ATM Cops: Drunk suspect, 49, also sought to &hellip; <a title=\"I&#8217;ll Just Leave This Here . . . .\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=48112\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">I&#8217;ll Just Leave This Here . . . .<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,177,236],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-48112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-dumbass-bullshit","category-wtf"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=48112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/48112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=48112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=48112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=48112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}