{"id":46373,"date":"2014-05-09T12:35:28","date_gmt":"2014-05-09T16:35:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=46373"},"modified":"2014-05-09T05:51:11","modified_gmt":"2014-05-09T09:51:11","slug":"yer-friday-funny-yall-aint-gonnal-believe-this-sh-part-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=46373","title":{"rendered":"Yer Friday Funny – Y’all Ain’t Gonnal Believe This Sh . . . (Part 2)"},"content":{"rendered":"

The article’s title says it all:<\/p>\n

Houston Authorities Searching For \u2018Serial Defecator\u2019<\/strong><\/a><\/p>\n

Given how many “good news stories” we’ve seen out of Houston recently, it may only be a matter of time before we see this guy featured on one of them.<\/p>\n

. . .<\/strong><\/p>\n

In a separate but thematically-related story:\u00a0 one guy in Louisiana got busted and sent to jail.\u00a0 He also apparently decided to engage in a bit of “creative contraband smuggling”<\/a>.\u00a0 (Yeah, he got caught.)<\/p>\n

I guess there’s a first time for everything.\u00a0 Never heard of someone taking the suggestion to “take that cell phone and stick it where the sun don’t shine” quite that literally before.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The article’s title says it all: Houston Authorities Searching For \u2018Serial Defecator\u2019 Given how many “good … Yer Friday Funny – Y’all Ain’t Gonnal Believe This Sh . . . (Part 2)<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46373","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-dumbass-bullshit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46373","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46373"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46373\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46373"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46373"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46373"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}