{"id":46193,"date":"2014-05-07T13:15:40","date_gmt":"2014-05-07T17:15:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=46193"},"modified":"2014-05-07T13:15:40","modified_gmt":"2014-05-07T17:15:40","slug":"in-the-theater-of-the-absurd-daniel-bernath-is-a-tony-award-winner-of-a-lifetime-achievement-award","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=46193","title":{"rendered":"In the theater of the absurd, Daniel Bernath is a Tony Award Winner of a Lifetime Achievement Award."},"content":{"rendered":"

Apparently some of you got served from serial prevaricator Dan Bernath.\u00a0 Jonn is apparently trying to figure out what the hell is going on with that, and already has his own personal attorney in Oregon.\u00a0 Alas, while the mentally unstable Bernath as recently as yesterday was claiming he had filed against me, I still have received nothing.\u00a0 In fact, an email from yesterday from his stated:<\/p>\n

When are you available for deposition or do I send you notice of time and place.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

This seemed a cart\/horse problem, what with the fact he still hasn’t summoned up the intestinal fortitude to actually serve me.\u00a0 Well, I’m ready to get it on as well.\u00a0 So what follows is my discussion with serial prevaricator Dan Bernath from today.\u00a0 I’m sharing it to show you that you aren’t the only one exasperated by this assclown.\u00a0 What follows is my actual emails with a man hell bent on (as they say in Tropic Thunder) going full retard:<\/p>\n

ME:<\/p>\n

Since apparently you are incapable of serving me the lawsuit, why don’t you give me the name and contact information of the sheriff you are allegedly using to do it, so I can pick the suit up at their office.\u00a0 I am eager to prove your prevarications and defamations in a court of law, and if that needs to be in Oregon, so be it.\u00a0 I will still be filing defamation per se in Indiana, as that is the proper venue, but I suspect that like all other legal filings you will duck service and then claim you have no money to pay the judgment.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Serial prevaricator Dan Bernath:<\/p>\n

Blah blah blah. You are 44 working at a job a Korean in soeul could be doing and lecturing mr Bernath about the law and procedure. Mario co \u00a0sheriff civil division has it. \u00a0You pick a fight with a service connected PTSD agent orange 100 per cent 65 year old retired in Florida living on exempted Pension and 100 per cent homestead exemption. Attorney Bernath has all the time to defend and prosecute.
\nWe are wondering if you will call him crazy pants in front of the jury?
\nThere is a very and cheap way for u to make this all go away for free for you. The key is in your pocket. You were duped and we can forgive for that. Consider taking the first exit before you even have to pay your$600 defendant filing fee.
\nThe legal defense team of chief petty officer Bernath. Nanp hon<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Me:<\/p>\n

Oh good, then you admit you have no interest in actual service.\u00a0 Great, thanks.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

Serial prevaricator Dan Bernath:<\/p>\n

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You said to serve it at am leg. We hired sheriff to do it. We said no more and no less.<\/div>\n
We are not interested in jr high school attempts at insults nor will any judge.<\/div>\n
This all will end up costing you much and chief dab nothing.<\/div>\n
Legal team of dab CPO hon<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n
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Me:<\/div>\n
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Interestingly I just called the Marion County Sheriff office and they said you are lying again, and they have nothing.<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n
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Serial prevaricator Dan Bernath:<\/div>\n
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It is hard to be charitable with you. Check cut mailed to them. You don’t need to be served to answer. Call Joey and get his copy as he sued if u are that anxious. L t of dab CPO<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n
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Me:<\/div>\n
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I don’t know who the hell “Joey” is, and you send so much different bullshit I wouldn’t even know which copy is allegedly mine, since I know of 3 different versions of your nonsense floating around.<\/div>\n
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But oh boy do I have an answer for you.<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n
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Serial prevaricator Dan Bernath:<\/div>\n
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We don’t care what clerk there said. I personally licked the envelope. You are committed to your own downfall. \u00a0So be it. You were given every opportunity. \u00a0L t of CPO dab.<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n
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Me:<\/div>\n
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I’m sure you’ve licked plenty of envelopes.<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n
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Serial prevaricator Dan Bernath:<\/div>\n
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You don’t make any sense in your comments or actions. \u00a0As gen Sherman said about war. ‘That is the remedy our enemies have chosen…” \u00a0 Think about the offer that saves you or war that will gain you nothing that will cost you everything. L t of CPO dab<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n
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Me:<\/div>\n
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War with you wouldn’t cost anything, but will result in more legal vindication, and more censure for you.<\/div>\n
So I’ll take my chances.\u00a0 You are dishonorable prevaricator, and that will be proven.<\/div>\n<\/blockquote>\n
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So there you have it.<\/div>\n
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I don’t have any advice for any of you, legal or otherwise, because I am not a lawyer in the appropriate state (Oregon) and I can’t tell you anything you don’t know about Bernath.\u00a0 At every possible instance he will either lie, argue something irrelevant, threaten or try to seek some legal redress that doesn’t make sense.\u00a0 I only know for my part that I am not letting him get away with it.\u00a0 I know you guys think I am being patient, and not upset.\u00a0 Trust me, neither could be further from the truth.\u00a0 But I know this liar will take anything I say and try to twist it.\u00a0 So, I am making sure that with each step forward I am covering my flanks.<\/div>\n
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Still waiting for him to serve me.\u00a0 I think I shan’t hold my breath.<\/div>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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