{"id":44459,"date":"2014-04-22T18:20:48","date_gmt":"2014-04-22T22:20:48","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=44459"},"modified":"2014-04-22T18:38:52","modified_gmt":"2014-04-22T22:38:52","slug":"pretend-lawyers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=44459","title":{"rendered":"Pretend lawyers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=38817\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-38817\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Daniel-Bernath-203x300.png\" alt=\"Daniel Bernath\" width=\"203\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-38817\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Daniel-Bernath-203x300.png 203w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Daniel-Bernath-225x333.png 225w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2013\/12\/Daniel-Bernath.png 354w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 203px) 100vw, 203px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>If I was pretending to be a lawyer, I&#8217;d probably end up in jail, but not so in this case, I suppose. A letter from the Oregon Bar Association to Daniel A. Bernath;<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=44460\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-44460\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Bernath-phony-lawyer-300x166.jpg\" alt=\"Bernath phony lawyer\" width=\"300\" height=\"166\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-44460\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Bernath-phony-lawyer-300x166.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Bernath-phony-lawyer-500x277.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Bernath-phony-lawyer.jpg 884w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>Times are tough out there. Especially if you&#8217;re a moron.<\/p>\n<p><center><a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=44461\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-44461\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Bernath-phony-lawyer-2-300x101.jpg\" alt=\"Bernath phony lawyer 2\" width=\"300\" height=\"101\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-44461\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Bernath-phony-lawyer-2-300x101.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Bernath-phony-lawyer-2-500x168.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Bernath-phony-lawyer-2.jpg 838w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?attachment_id=44462\" rel=\"attachment wp-att-44462\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Bernath-phony-lawyer3-300x28.jpg\" alt=\"Bernath phony lawyer3\" width=\"300\" height=\"28\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-44462\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Bernath-phony-lawyer3-300x28.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Bernath-phony-lawyer3-500x47.jpg 500w, https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/wp-content\/uploads\/2014\/04\/Bernath-phony-lawyer3.jpg 826w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/center><\/p>\n<p>See, stolen valor is always an indicator of other crimes. Lying liars lie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I was pretending to be a lawyer, I&#8217;d probably end up in jail, but not &hellip; <a title=\"Pretend lawyers\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=44459\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Pretend lawyers<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":38817,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-44459","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dumbass-bullshit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44459","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=44459"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/44459\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/38817"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=44459"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=44459"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=44459"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}