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\"Daniel<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

If I was pretending to be a lawyer, I’d probably end up in jail, but not so in this case, I suppose. A letter from the Oregon Bar Association to Daniel A. Bernath;<\/p>\n

\"Bernath<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

Times are tough out there. Especially if you’re a moron.<\/p>\n

\"Bernath<\/a>
\n\"Bernath<\/a><\/center><\/p>\n

See, stolen valor is always an indicator of other crimes. Lying liars lie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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