{"id":42317,"date":"2014-04-05T06:46:15","date_gmt":"2014-04-05T10:46:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=42317"},"modified":"2014-04-05T06:46:15","modified_gmt":"2014-04-05T10:46:15","slug":"bernath-files-who-else-wants-to-go-work-for-yelp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=42317","title":{"rendered":"Bernath files:  Who else wants to go work for Yelp?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>More from the <a href=\"http:\/\/digitalcommons.law.scu.edu\/cgi\/viewcontent.cgi?article=1633&amp;context=historical&amp;sei-redir=1&amp;referer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bing.com%2Fsearch%3Fq%3DDaniel%2BBernath%2BComplaint%2BForm%26first%3D15%26FORM%3DPERE#search=%22Daniel%20Bernath%20Complaint%20Form%22\">world&#8217;s greatest legal mind<\/a> that cracked me up this morning. Woke up early this morning after a nightmare, and was delighted by an email from one of the hundreds of lawyers feeding me stuff. I literally LOL&#8217;d my ass off when I read this. (Yes, I no longer have an ass.)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Yelp&#8217;s at times cult like control of plaintiffs through social prestige, casual sex, hetro, homo, perverted, free liquor and demands of more labor from plaintiffs.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>First off, that isn&#8217;t even a complete sentence. \u00a0Second, BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/digitalcommons.law.scu.edu\/cgi\/viewcontent.cgi?article=1633&amp;context=historical&amp;sei-redir=1&amp;referer=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.bing.com%2Fsearch%3Fq%3DDaniel%2BBernath%2BComplaint%2BForm%26first%3D15%26FORM%3DPERE#search=%22Daniel%20Bernath%20Complaint%20Form%22\">Mind you, dumbass already lost this once, and owes Yelp 22k.<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>More from the world&#8217;s greatest legal mind that cracked me up this morning. Woke up early &hellip; <a title=\"Bernath files:  Who else wants to go work for Yelp?\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=42317\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Bernath files:  Who else wants to go work for Yelp?<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":148,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-42317","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42317","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/148"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=42317"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/42317\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=42317"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=42317"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=42317"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}