{"id":41735,"date":"2014-04-01T11:30:05","date_gmt":"2014-04-01T15:30:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=41735"},"modified":"2014-04-01T14:39:26","modified_gmt":"2014-04-01T18:39:26","slug":"another-tune-for-all-our-whiny-posers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=41735","title":{"rendered":"A Tune in Honor of All Our Whiny Posers"},"content":{"rendered":"

With apologies to the late Johnny Otis (he died in Jan 2012), who wrote and performed \u00a0the original.<\/p>\n

Mangina<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n

I know a foole called Whacked-out Whittie<\/em>
\n Ain\u2019t had a chick since Bad Blood Betty<\/em>
\n Now he whine and cry like Susie Q<\/em>
\n He a walkin\u2019 an\u2019 taklin\u2019 mangina, too<\/em><\/p>\n

Mama, Mama, look at that man-ho<\/em>
\n Whinin’ so much that his mangina get so\u2019<\/em>
\nCryin’ to get a nickel an\u2019 a dime<\/em>
\n He actin’ like mangina all the time<\/em><\/p>\n

Mangina, mangina, mangina<\/em>
\n They all got sore mangina<\/em><\/p>\n

“Doctor” an’ lawer an’ “Indian chief”<\/em>
\n They ain’t nothin\u2019 but some whiny queef<\/em>s
\n Whacked-out Whittie give ’em all a treat<\/em>
\n When he claim he gonna\u2019 file a lawsuit neat<\/em><\/p>\n

Mangina, mangina, mangina<\/em>
\n They got sandy mangina<\/em><\/p>\n

Whittie and lawer they hook up this spring<\/em>
\n Put they heads together, get nothing<\/em>
\n Dudes act crazy and it’s plain to see<\/em>
\n Displayin’ mangina now for all to see<\/em><\/p>\n

Mangina, mangina, mangina<\/em>
\n They nuthin\u2019 but mangina<\/em>
\n Hey hey<\/em><\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

For those who can\u2019t place the tune, here\u2019s the Johnny Otis original.\u00a0 You’ll probably recognize the tune once you hear the first few bars from later covers by Eric Clapton or George Thorogood.<\/p>\n