{"id":41012,"date":"2014-03-29T07:00:37","date_gmt":"2014-03-29T11:00:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=41012"},"modified":"2014-03-28T21:50:44","modified_gmt":"2014-03-29T01:50:44","slug":"you-couldnt-make-this-stuff-up","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=41012","title":{"rendered":"You Couldn&#8217;t Make This Stuff Up"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/dailycaller.com\/2014\/03\/28\/white-house-looks-to-regulate-cow-flatulence-as-part-of-climate-agenda\/\"><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"><strong>White House looks to regulate cow flatulence as part of climate agenda<\/strong><\/span><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yep, you read that right &#8211; the current Administration apparently now wants to regulate freaking <em>cow farts<\/em>.\u00a0 What&#8217;s the penalty for a violation &#8211; the offender gets turned into hamburger?<\/p>\n<p>All I&#8217;ve got to say is:\u00a0 YGBSM!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>White House looks to regulate cow flatulence as part of climate agenda Yep, you read that &hellip; <a title=\"You Couldn&#8217;t Make This Stuff Up\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=41012\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">You Couldn&#8217;t Make This Stuff Up<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,213,98],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-41012","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-your-tax-dollars-at-work","category-global-warming"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41012","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=41012"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/41012\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=41012"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=41012"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=41012"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}