{"id":40903,"date":"2014-03-29T11:59:27","date_gmt":"2014-03-29T15:59:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=40903"},"modified":"2014-03-28T12:01:07","modified_gmt":"2014-03-28T16:01:07","slug":"a-members-only-museum","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=40903","title":{"rendered":"A  Weekend Oddity &#8211; the &#8220;Members Only&#8221; Museum"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>One hint, folks: it <em>ain&#8217;t<\/em> about clothing.<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s called the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.vocativ.com\/culture\/science\/members-penetrating-look-worlds-first-penis-museum\/\">Icelandic Phallological Museum<\/a>.\u00a0 Hat tip to Drudge for the link.<\/p>\n<p>No, your eyes aren&#8217;t playing tricks on you &#8211; you read that correctly.\u00a0 Discretion\/consideration of your environment recommended if you elect to visit the link, particularly if there are small children around.\u00a0 (IMO it&#8217;s not obscene &#8211; but it might raise an embarrassing question or two if viewed by little ones, and could possibly offend the overly prudish.)<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>Spiritual mediums indicate the late John Holmes was unavailable for comment.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>One hint, folks: it ain&#8217;t about clothing. It&#8217;s called the Icelandic Phallological Museum.\u00a0 Hat tip to &hellip; <a title=\"A  Weekend Oddity &#8211; the &#8220;Members Only&#8221; Museum\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=40903\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">A  Weekend Oddity &#8211; the &#8220;Members Only&#8221; Museum<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[177,26,170],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40903","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dumbass-bullshit","category-blather","category-who-knows"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40903","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40903"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40903\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40903"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40903"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40903"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}