{"id":40377,"date":"2014-03-16T07:15:22","date_gmt":"2014-03-16T11:15:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=40377"},"modified":"2014-03-15T21:25:31","modified_gmt":"2014-03-16T01:25:31","slug":"todays-feel-good-story-terrorist-style","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=40377","title":{"rendered":"Today&#8217;s Feel Good Story, Terrorism Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today there is one less terrorist j-hole in the world.\u00a0 And this latest exit by a jihadist and wannabe Shahid was\u00a0 . . . interesting.<\/p>\n<p>Seems as if a \u201cgentleman\u201d in Somalia decided to take a car bomb to a Mogadishu hotel.\u00a0\u00a0 Presumably he was targeting either the hotel or something nearby.<\/p>\n<p>In the process of parking his car . . . well, I\u2019ll just let a Somali police official <a href=\"http:\/\/hosted.ap.org\/dynamic\/stories\/A\/AF_SOMALIA_VIOLENCE?SITE=AP&amp;SECTION=HOME&amp;TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&amp;CTIME=2014-03-15-08-31-56\">tell you what happened next<\/a>:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Capt. Mohamed Hussein said the bomber appeared to have prematurely detonated his explosives-laden car Saturday as he tried to park near a hotel. No others were hurt or killed in the blast.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>It&#8217;s indeed a good thing that no others were hurt or killed.\u00a0 As for the bomber managing to off himself, well . . . .<\/p>\n<p>Gee.\u00a0 That\u2019s . . . just . . . too . . . freaking . . . bad.\u00a0 (smile)<\/p>\n<p>May this late terrorist j-hole now enjoy the company of Shai&#8217;tan for all eternity.  And may his 72 virgins look thusly:<\/p>\n<p><center><br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" src=\" http:\/\/i257.photobucket.com\/albums\/hh207\/speedy1857\/72virgins_1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\n<\/center><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today there is one less terrorist j-hole in the world.\u00a0 And this latest exit by a &hellip; <a title=\"Today&#8217;s Feel Good Story, Terrorism Edition\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=40377\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Today&#8217;s Feel Good Story, Terrorism Edition<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[218,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40377","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-feel-good-stories","category-terror-war"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40377","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40377"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40377\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40377"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40377"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40377"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}