{"id":40351,"date":"2014-03-15T06:30:09","date_gmt":"2014-03-15T10:30:09","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=40351"},"modified":"2014-03-14T19:05:39","modified_gmt":"2014-03-14T23:05:39","slug":"taliban-celebrates-defeat-of-canadians","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=40351","title":{"rendered":"Taliban celebrates defeat of Canadians"},"content":{"rendered":"

The other day, the Canadians completed their withdrawal of their troops from Afghanistan. It didn’t take long for the Taliban’s leadership to congratulate their fighters for the defeat that sent the Canadians flight from that shithole, according to the Canadian Broadcasting Company<\/a>;<\/p>\n

The Taliban’s information arm issued a statement Thursday to followers in Kandahar congratulating its fighters in the rural districts of Panjwaii, Zharey, Dand, Maiwand and Shah Wali Kot claiming that Canada has been defeated and has now fled the country.<\/p>\n

“Your sacrifices have brought us freedom. The beacons of your blood have lit the way to independence. Celebrate the victory and freedom from the Canadians,” said the statement, written in Pashtu, but translated for The Canadian Press.<\/p>\n

It said that the Canadians followed Holland, Denmark, Australia, Poland, and Spain in “retreat and failure.” <\/p><\/blockquote>\n

I’m sure that they have a statement all ginned up for the day the last American leaves, too.<\/p>\n

“That Canada which came to Kandahar with dreams of colonization, these dreams have been shattered with our powerful explosions and iron-fist attacks. The Canadians who crossed the Atlantic are now retreating back to hide in their safe-havens,” said the statement.<\/p>\n

“Today was the last day of this snake in this land and it has officially ended its occupation.”<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

The only thing those goat ropers understand is force. So the last American to leave should be a pilot with a couple megatons of messages to drop on the nearest Taliban encampment.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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