{"id":40332,"date":"2014-03-14T06:04:08","date_gmt":"2014-03-14T10:04:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/valorguardians.com\/blog\/?p=40332"},"modified":"2014-03-14T06:05:28","modified_gmt":"2014-03-14T10:05:28","slug":"not-a-good-idea","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=40332","title":{"rendered":"Not a Good Idea"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>A big problem today is identity theft.\u00a0 And one enterprising young criminal decided to use that crime to his financial benefit.<\/p>\n<p>He stole more than 10 identities.\u00a0 He used those identities to file fraudulent tax returns in an attempt to get undeserved refunds.<\/p>\n<p>What tripped him up was one of the identities he stole.\u00a0 Guy by the name of &#8220;Eric Holder&#8221;.<\/p>\n<p>Yeah, <em><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">that<\/span><\/em> Eric Holder.\u00a0 The US Attorney General.<\/p>\n<p>Yafait Tadesse <a href=\"http:\/\/www.foxnews.com\/politics\/2014\/03\/13\/identity-thief-picks-wrong-target-attorney-general-eric-holder\/\">was sentenced to a year and a day in prison<\/a> this week for identity theft.<\/p>\n<p>What. A. Dumbass.<\/p>\n<p>Most criminals aren&#8217;t exactly rocket scientists to begin with.\u00a0 But this guy must qualify for membership in the category &#8220;rocks with lips&#8221;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>A big problem today is identity theft.\u00a0 And one enterprising young criminal decided to use that &hellip; <a title=\"Not a Good Idea\" class=\"hm-read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/?p=40332\"><span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Not a Good Idea<\/span>Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":623,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[209,185,177],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-40332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-teh-stoopid","category-crime","category-dumbass-bullshit"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/623"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=40332"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/40332\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=40332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=40332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.azuse.cloud\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=40332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}